A gottie is when a person partakes in a geeb also known as a gravity bong and then proceeds to hold thy smoke in thy lungs as they slug down a shotgun of a nice cold alcoholic never. Gotties are to be attempted by people that are often called him or a beast or a different breed. Gotties ascend people to another level of being.
by gottieripperandcreator August 10, 2022
Get the Gottie mug.Gotty is a popular Hockey player of Alaska fame who is well liked and considered to be a great person. When he is not dominating on ice he is walking through gyms looking for youth to inspire.
One such youth was named Andy, and Andy was trying to lose weight and better himself. Gotty Scomez said to Andy, “Young man your dreams are like wet scrambled eggs… even if the whole world doesn’t believe in it, if you believe in it, that’s what makes them real.” Handy Andy’s life as changed forever.
- The Gorilla from Warzone
One such youth was named Andy, and Andy was trying to lose weight and better himself. Gotty Scomez said to Andy, “Young man your dreams are like wet scrambled eggs… even if the whole world doesn’t believe in it, if you believe in it, that’s what makes them real.” Handy Andy’s life as changed forever.
- The Gorilla from Warzone
by BudBailey September 12, 2022
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Random person: “hey I’m gonna tie my shoes”
Victim: (looks down and sees gotti symbol) “whoops”
Random person: “GOTTI HAHAHAHA”
Victim: (looks down and sees gotti symbol) “whoops”
Random person: “GOTTI HAHAHAHA”
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Get the Gotti mug.Gotti is a very humble, handsome hard working man with a great personality the lady’s love him as soon as he walks thru the door their clothes is off. But don’t think you can take him for granted Because He is not stupid that is the last thing he is. He is also a very nice person but don’t think it is ok to get on his bad side. He can be very aggressive and violent. One of his favorite mottos is “stay dangerous” he’s ready for anything. He’s gonna go hard for his family and loved ones to.
by anonymous November 23, 2021
Get the Gotti mug.Gotti (noun): A person who excels in indecision and inconsistency, especially noted for their inability to communicate effectively with women, often idealizing the destruction of relationships. Lacks meaningful friendships.
"He's such a Gotti, always wavering on decisions and fantasizing about wrecking relationships because he can't hold a conversation with a woman."
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