Gooch week

The confusing number of days between the ass of Christmas and the genitals of New Years Eve.

Are the shops open during gooch week? Are there any sales on? What the hell goes on in this period of time??

by Manu Cherryman November 27, 2010

gooch river

When you have an uncomfortable trickle of sweat along your gooch.....

Hot weather in jogging trousers.....man i have gooch river!

by Chris Daniels March 21, 2006

goochalism

The art of Washing Someone's Gooch for profit.

I performed goochalism on johnathan and made a pretty penny.

by Brandon Manilly July 31, 2006

Gatched it up

The act of turning a simple social situation into a notable and memorable event.

Man, Tyler really gatched it up last night at the bar when he told us he was a fountain while projectile vomiting all over those poor poor children.

by wompwompwomp262525 March 15, 2013

gooch raisin

When you have a dingle berry and you ignore it for an extended period of time until it dries up and slowly travels to your gooch. Also referred to as a taint raisin.

Damn man I forgot to wipe this single berry off my ass a month ago and now it's a gooch raisin.

by BEANSS June 3, 2017

Thin-gitchied

A word my dad created and uses when someone done messed up

Aw you have a hole in your sock, you’re thin-gitchied

by Thin gitchied energy December 24, 2019

split my gooch

1) The phrase used to express injury in general

2) Something you say when you're really fucking angry

3) When you're skateboarding, riding a horse, or simply fucking too hard and you rip the seam between your testicles and your asshole

4) An alternate term for fucking

1) Jesus: What the fuck did you do to your knee?

Noah: I split my gooch man!

2) "That really splits my gooch!"

3) "Dude, I nailed the 50-50 off that rail, but I came down on my board and split my gooch."

4) Jebediah: There's a lot of gooch to split in this club tonight.

Moses: Isn't that why we came to the gay club?

by goochsplitter123 June 17, 2015