gorilla glue

strong weed high in thc//the opposite of a reggie

"damn i need me some gorilla glue but my gas say he only got reggie "

by rel.da.gas April 20, 2018

gorilla mask

The end result of shaving one's pubes and gluing them to someones entire face as prank or punishment.

Jeff's dumb-ass got drunk and passed out again, so we gorilla masked him.

by NickDaBrick March 28, 2013

The Gorilla

The Gorilla is a mating technique developed by the drunk male. This strategy must be implemented from behind so that the female is completely unaware (otherwise known as the "sneak attack"). It involved a frankenstein-slash-zombie-like outreach of the arms over a female's shoulders followed by a sloppy and uncoordinated death grip around her neck/chest/anything in reach. The male then proceeds to try and dance with the female. Women who fall for the gorilla tactic either can't think or are painfully unstable.

Caleb: Try the gorilla on that one over there. Looks promising.

by 313vagina March 8, 2009

Gorilla from Wasilla

Sarah Palin, the dim-witted former half-Governor of Alaska, originally from Wasilla. See also Caribou Barbie.

I was at the zoo in Anchorage earlier today and I was surprised to see the Gorilla from Wasilla and her circus entourage on display there for a media event.

by dookeyboy November 21, 2010

Gorilla Handshake

When two men reach for something under a table with their feet and unwittingly clasp toes together like they are holding hands.

Bill dropped his pencil under the table. Dale thought he would help him grab it. As they both eagerly grasped with their toes, they ended up in an awkward gorilla handshake. Neither of them spoke of the incident again.

by Moore Johnson July 25, 2011

Gorilla Tag

A game of where every middle schooler and kids below 12 meet up. if you have long arms, prepare to get mass reported because you don't have the physical body of a 11 year old child.

I play GORILLA TAG. I'm a 12 year old kid who didn't hit his growth spurt!

by CrazyMortix April 27, 2022

gorilla math

Bad math. Very crude, bad math, often performed by someone who thinks they know what they're doing.

(From Rounders)

Mike: "So, what do you owe him?"

Worm: "I don't know, by his crazy fuckin' gorilla math... like fifteen."

by RobbyPants August 15, 2007