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Randy Goose Shotgun

The act of shotgunning a beer from the direct bottom of the can, rather than from a hole in the side, double dildo style. Created at The Randy Goose bar in West Philadelphia, it has become something of a local staple because of the odd execution, forcing the participant to look straight in the air to avoid spilling the drink.
I did like 4 Randy Goose Shotguns last night, It was wild . . .
by The Otter Dictionary October 15, 2017
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Silly goose time

Only able to achieve when around people you trust and love, a silly goose time is humor with no boundaries and no judgment.
I’m down to have some silly goose time if you are :)
by Mmedi97 June 13, 2022
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goose

A highly territorial bird, a nuisance around parks, if you get too close they will hiss and chase you away.
by Saints September 21, 2003
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choking the goose

The act of masturbating while having both legs raised off the ground in a sitting position. Preferably when seated in a chair.

nb: This maneuver requires strength in upper thigh and groin areas. Stretching recommended.
Nabeel:"Blood, I was watching Neighbours the other week, supping on a cup of organic tea, when my fat mother burst in unannounced and caught me choking the goose!"
Chris: "No way Mans!"
by Steak Tits April 9, 2008
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Poopin' the Goose

When you've really messed up, or jumbled a situation. When you are truly "fucking up".
When your friend locks himself out of his house in the rain for the 12th time this week and calls you for help
"Wow bro, you're really poopin' the goose"
When your friend gets an F on ALL of his finals

"I cannot believe you're poopin' the goose so bad!"
When your mom forgets your favorite flavor of Jell-o at the grocery store
"Mom, you're truly poopin' the goose today"
by ashep91 March 2, 2023
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Trojan Goose

During sex, the guy finishes, but pulls the condom off inside the girl, and leaves it in there for the little soldiers to invade.
"Got my bitch trapped, thought she was safe because of the condom, but I gave her the trojan goose".
by TrojanGoose December 23, 2019
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Wild goose chase

by Blake S February 16, 2004
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