basically a goober is just a kindhearted, rather oblivious goofball. it's term of endearment really. it comes from the ancient scottish verb "to goub", which has to do with doing a dance and smiling sheepishly while doing so, exposing the goubs in one's teeth.
"That John is such a goober," said Jane as John vector-danced* his Junior Prom away.
*footnote: the vector dance involves angling one's arms to form angles and vectors and pumping them back and forth to music. basically, it's geeky as hell. but completely sexy.
*footnote: the vector dance involves angling one's arms to form angles and vectors and pumping them back and forth to music. basically, it's geeky as hell. but completely sexy.
by Parker. June 5, 2004
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1)The absolute, highest you can be off marijuana
2)being so stoned you have no sense of the world anymore
2)being so stoned you have no sense of the world anymore
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"Bro I took 6 dabs ever my first time smoking, I was Goobered"
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"I got so Goobered I stared at a wall for 6 hours without even knowing it"
"Bro I took 6 dabs ever my first time smoking, I was Goobered"
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"I got so Goobered I stared at a wall for 6 hours without even knowing it"
by BPatek October 9, 2014
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The term is not offensive, but rather stated between persons on good terms with eachother.
The term is not offensive, but rather stated between persons on good terms with eachother.
Peter, the goober monkey, ripped out a fart that loosened the brick work.
You're a fucking goober monkey, bro.
You're a fucking goober monkey, bro.
by Audifred October 8, 2008
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Get the gooback mug.Junk science that claims man can make the earth's temperatures rise. Recently proven to be bunk, based on lies. Gee, we can't make it rain in LA, but we have the power to change the planet's temperatures...riiiiight.
Globull Warming is a con game designed to make a few people rich with scare tactics. It's followers are a cult, and they are now at the Jonestown stage.
Globull Warming is a con game designed to make a few people rich with scare tactics. It's followers are a cult, and they are now at the Jonestown stage.
by tuftskins December 10, 2009
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