Trump Tower Golden Shower

A special service, offered only in the Penthouse of Trump Tower, wherein the high rolling V.I.P. can be pissed on, all night long, by gorgeous Russian prostitutes who have special visas allowing them to be here just for this.

The fee for a Trump Tower Golden Shower is a mere 100 K, about the same as a single tryst with any of the famous centerfolds.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 26, 2019

Golden Horseshoe

The object that propels NASCAR drivers to victory when placed in their anus.

You know he's going to win the race today. He's got the Golden Horseshoe up his ass.

by OnTourIn12 February 28, 2010

Golden Tate

1) wide receiver for the Notre Dame football team.

2) fetish in which one party urinates in the others ass during anal sex.

I was tired of the girl, so I gave her a "Golden Tate".

by JAMDRE March 30, 2009

Goddess

A woman of incomparable beauty and sexuality

Maitland Ward Baxter is the ultimate Goddess of the 21st century

by Colt_Seavers August 2, 2019

Golden Rules of Life

1. Bob's Golden Rule of Life #1 - Women Get It When They Want. Men Get It When They Can.

2. FOPEA - Females Obviously Prefer Egotistical Assholes.

3. The Harry/Sally Rule - "Men And Women Can Never Truly Be Friends Because The Sex Part Always Gets In The Way."

4. Naked Curiosity Rule - Males Always Desire Seeing Female Acquaintances Naked... Always.

5. All Availability Rule - Regardless of their own status, men are fundamentally averse to encouraging a relationship between any woman and any other man.

Guy 1: "Men and women are so different. I wish we had a manual to decode eachothers behaviour"

Guy 2: "We do! The Golden Rules of Life!"

by bobandbill April 25, 2011

vegas golden knights

An NHL expansion team that should’ve been complete shit but somehow are top 3 in the NHL.

How the fuck did we just lose 7-0 to the vegas golden knights in the playoffs?

by William Karlsson May 31, 2018

Golden Hour

The glorious hour before the sun sets when the entire skyline seems to glow. This is also when white girls venture outside to take their best Instagram photos.

Becky: Hey Caren do you want to go take pics during Golden Hour tonight?
Caren: Yessss I need that for my Instagram.

by basicallywhatever November 24, 2018