godzilla's brother

a huge shit, one that has his head in the water before he cuts off. a rare spectacle.

used only as a similie.

"what the hell? you took 45 goddamn minutes?!?!"

"yeah man, it was like godzilla's brother or something... it hurt like hell!"

by ducky3010 August 2, 2006

Godzilla nipples

nipples that protrude to an excessive degree.

A baby would choke on those godzilla nipples

by marcelllaaaaaaaaaa March 1, 2009

Godzilla Powerslide

The act of physically and emotionally inducing a coma upon your mother's favorite cat and skidding its face against the cement side-walk outside.

Boy #1: "Hey man, whats up?"

Boy #2: "Oh nuthin, just got done doing a Godzilla Powerslide."

by Wussy February 26, 2010

Godzilla Sized Hearts

The biggest heart that can be named when you are telling someone you love them. See heart.

He Godzilla sized hearts you.

by PyroDak April 4, 2008

Godzilla had a stroke trying to read this

Is a funny comeback when someone comments with broken english on a post

Guy1: guys is the because funny fall he guy fall because have the because
Guy2: godzilla had a stroke trying to read this

by Godzillawhomhadastroke April 9, 2022

Godzilla piss

1. When you have so much piss in your balls some piss has to be stored in the dickhole and when you take a piss it takes forever to get it all out and it kinda looks like a Godzilla atomic breathe if it was yellow

Yo homie: Dude your pissing up a storm

You: It’s called a Godzilla piss

by Garfielddidntkillhimself May 31, 2022

godzilla-like-monster-that-eats-pyramids-made-out-of-tacos

a monster that attacks mexico but isn't godzilla because he's in japan that attacks pyramids made out of tacos because he hates mayan architecture

"that godzilla-like-monster-that-eats-pyramids-made-out-of-tacos is attacking that pyramid made out of tacos

by BobHopeLives May 2, 2009