Goober 

1.) A derogatory word from contemporary American English similar in meaning to idiot or "scatterbrain".

2.) Australian slang for semen.

"That guy in Human Resources is a complete goober!"

"The coach is a total goober!"

Goober by Charlie43 August 5, 2008

goober 

A word used to describe Aletheia. Usually in a good way. Can mean crazy, warm hearted, yet unusual person.

Altheia is a goober the size of my booger.

goober by Lafawnduh April 7, 2005

goober 

n. slang in the medical community for small abcesses in the groin or rectal area.

She had a small goober but the doctor lanced it and gave her antibotics.

goober by reptiles October 4, 2002

goober 

to goober something, or someone, is to run and tackle them at speed. A goober is not a true goober unless both parties slip and fall, but take care of each other in the decent, so as neither get in the least bit hurt.

'Dom totally just goobered Soph' or 'You're going the right way for a goober and I don't care who knows it!'

goober by somefungal October 13, 2011

goober 

1. Boogers
2. Someone with a lot of mucus coming from their nose. This term is generally applied to new tokers, but sometimes to people with colds. The term has been coined because the new toker often takes too big of hits, wants to cough but tries to hold it in, and ends up having the air escape through their nose... along with a healthy amount of mucus (goobers).
3. Peanut (I tell no lies!)
4. Stupid cutsey title people apply to cute shit.

Toke-master: "Frank you're such a goober!"
Frank: "Snort snort... sniff sniff..." (wipes nose) "Yeah I know..."

goober by Drunkenbeaverexploitationsects(FRATZ) January 29, 2007

goober 

gob of mucus

For revenge Bart hawked a juicy goober into Lisa's lunch box.

goober by George Snelling April 25, 2003

Goober 

the eye crust before it dries and its all saucy like drop of snot but some how it just sits in the corner of your eye

Goooood morn-
Holy crap! honey you got a huge eye goober!

Goober by KyleSmile&DogPile March 13, 2009