God

The supreme being that is omnipotent and omniscient. Since he is omnipontent, he has the power to create a stone so big that he himself cannot lift, and at the same time he must be able to lift it. And since he is omniscient, he has the power to know everything, even what you will do tomorrow, thus, you have no free will.

God is a self contradictory idea.

by FreeThinker07 July 20, 2004

God

Created by Man in his own image.

Man1: There is no God.
Man2: Yes there is.
Man1 slaps Man2

by InfernoSnow July 4, 2006

God

cloud dude

ie. likes clouds

by _VMC_ June 10, 2003

God

You can find him in the Bible.

God's name is at Psalms 83:18

by notanep September 15, 2016

God

Our heavenly father that is kind, forgiving, and everything good

(A person praying): Dear heavenly father please forgive me for my sins and thank you for everything Amen. GOD: ofc I forgive you my child just don't do it again

by I love Jesus & God November 18, 2020

god

A really big cunt who doesn't exist. If you believe in him you are also a cunt.

God: "Hello, I am God, I'm a really big cunt"
Person: "But hang on a sec, you don't exist"
God: "True, but I am a really big cunt"

by god April 20, 2005

God

Someone that people put under their MySpace "Heroes" list so that they feel like they have an excuse to do bad things/dress like a whore/post bad pictures/etc.

Mary slept with Stan, but knew it was okay because she had posted God as her #1 Hero on MySpace.

by Alison :) April 26, 2008