by bernie hargadon June 06, 2024
by bernie hargadon March 05, 2024
That one friend who constantly thinks theyre something big and important, only to realise later on theyre usually short and harmless!
by boobssavelives November 27, 2023
Hym "Goddamnit Jordan, the gnats are here! My AC unit doesn't stay on indefinitely anymore and now I can't keep it cool enough to keep the gnats out! Hidden Forbidden Garbage-Can needs a static temperature of 55 degrees! It's AT LEAST 77 degrees in here! THIS IS WHY I said you needed to hurry it up! You already missed the juxtaposition of the empty garbage bin with the mounds of garbage! What are you even doing over there!? This is an absolute fucking travesty! Now I gotta run the fan on my AC for an hour... Switch it back over to AC... And then wait for it to cool back down until the gnats go away! Goddamnit! God-DAMN-it!"
by Hym Iam May 05, 2024
by SoilMate December 06, 2020
Hym "GAH! SSSSSSSSSSSSS!!! THE GNATS! SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS! *COUGH COUGH COUGH! Oh shit, it went in my nose! SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!! Ugh, deep too! SSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!! Did I... Did I get it? *Cough cough* God damnit Jordan *Cough cough cough* Ugh... Does it... Is it going to lay eggs in my brains? I don't know what gnats do.... *COUGH* Ssss! It'll die, right? It'll die in my nasal cavity, right? Or... Does it jist live there now? *Sigh* God Damnit Jordan. This is entirely your fault! Hidden Forbidden Garbage-Can, Jordan! Limited time only! I totod you the gnats would come, Jordan! I told you!"
by Hym Iam May 11, 2024