Chin Glitch

To fake cup someones chin and exhale heavlily. As if you were clearing mucous out of your throat.

Dempster come here dude, YA UHUUUUUUUUUH!#@ - Chin glitch

by Nomansland February 9, 2008

Geister Fahrer

Translates from German into "Ghost Driver;" a driver who drives on the wrong direction on an autobahn, often with headlights turned off at night. Usually a drunk driver but can also be a thrill seeker, suicide attempt, or horrendous driver error.

My travel agent warned me about Geister Fahrers before I rented a car.

by gooberliberation March 22, 2006

Gilstrap

A Gilstrap is an incredibly sexy being of the male persuasion. This species has been known to attract females of all genres, although he prefers the "white meat".

That Gilstrap is da' man sista, I want him to let me ride the bologna pony.

by Peter North February 11, 2004

Glastonbury Shower

using moist towelettes as a replacement for running water. so-called due to its popularity at music festivals (particularly at Glastonbury due to the fact that it will inevitably rain causing everyone and everything to become caked in mud and sewage)
similar to the Glasgow shower except that the dirt is actually removed rather than covered up with deodorant

after a hard night filled with partying and substance abuse, followed by sleeping in a damp sweaty tent, a quick Glastonbury Shower provides a much-needed 'burst of freshness'

by D-Bizz December 14, 2006

Glit-tit

A gurl or possibly a homosexual male, who feels the need to draw more attention to their bust by sprinkling magical sparkling dust (Glitter) on their exposed chest-ular region, thereby capturing the attention of everyone within a five mile radius. Glit-tits often wear extremely low-cut shirts, but get angry when people look at their chests.

guy: Did you see Glit-tit today??
other guy: How could I not? She yelled at me for staring at her chest, again.

by fiendstir August 19, 2009

Gistory

Telling the short version or the gist of an historical event.

I don't have time to read the history of the Revolutionary War. Just give me the gistory.

by Marcus Aurelius. October 11, 2010

Glastroenteritis

The state of being jealous that one of your friends is attending Glastonbury festival and you're not.

Man 1: You look awful...everything ok?

Man 2: I'll be fine, just coming down with a bit of Glastroenteritis.

Man 1: I had that once, it's the worst. Have you tried reading articles about how much it's going to rain? It's the only thing that made me feel better.

by rormcgror July 1, 2015