Glasgow Uni accent

A strange mix of American and Edinburgh accents, affected by Glasgow university students who are renowned as being arseholes. Primarily heard in the West of Glasgow.

He's got a Glasgow Uni accent, but the cunt's from Possil, what's that aw aboot?

by infamous budgerigar June 30, 2016

Glasgow Send-off

After a severe kicking the individual then has a shotgun put up his back passage and the trigger pulled.

He owed Billy money and wouldn't give him it so he got the old Glasgow Send-off

by pawk July 13, 2006

Glasgow High School

hell

♫♪ ..."I'm on the highway to Glasgow High School"...♫♪

by dslifsdjl February 26, 2013

Glasgow Central Station

A bee hive of angsty emo/scene teenagers.

Commuters will pass through desperately trying to avoid the sea of skin tight clothes, bad haircuts, depression, and general idiocy.

Usually found hanging around under the 'Glasgow Central Clock'.

Lets go hang out under the clock at Glasgow Central Station cause its totally the coolest place to be.

by The man next door. June 30, 2009

Glasgow Central Clock

A place where angsty emo/scene kids will be found.
Usually on a Saturday afternoon in groups exceeding 50.

Very clever.

"Look at all those emo's standing under the glasgow central clock, what losers!"

by The man next door. July 1, 2009

Glasgow throat-clearing

To fart or break wind.

Gibson was doing a little Glasgow throat-clearing in the loo the other day.

by Vlad the Impaler September 11, 2005

Glasgow Tri Gay-Rape

A homosexual act involving 3 males from the Glasgow area. 2 queers will find a fellow homo from the glasgow area and lead him down a dark alley. They will then mug him and pentrate him in every possible place. Then they will force the 3rd gay to perform sexual acts on them simoltaneously.

Kieran: Hey Demps, lets go into town and do a Glasgow Tri Gay-Rape on an unsuspecting victim.
Dempsey: That would be most queer. I look forward to touching scortums with yourself and another poof.

by Tiders-The-Halfy September 15, 2009