grundle of dawn

earlier then the crack of dawn. the grundle is darker and more irritating to wake up at.

"you need to be up at the grundle of dawn to be to work on time"

by matty_p October 16, 2008

Grundlesmooch

The male on Male version of scissoring.

Noun: That Grundlesmooch session at the male strip-club last night was insane.
Verb: The Grundlesmooching commenced quickly once Herbert lured Chris into the wrestling ring.

Credits:
Word creation: User: mull3286 at Reddit
Word definition: User: freshOJ at Reddit

by Annonomouse June 7, 2013

Gesundheitsfuhrer

A petty government official or politician involved in enforcing pandemic public health regulations. This is a 'Karen' or 'Chad' with the power of the State behind them.

The Gesundheitsfuhrer is confronting those without face diapers and writing them tickets in front of Walmart.

by Groundhog001 July 30, 2020

Seaman's Grundle

When two males are engaged in butt sex and one pulls out and cums all over his mates grundle.

Gay #1: Dude i'm about to bust
Gay #2: Shoot it on my grundle
Gay #1: You want a seaman's grundle?!

by Don Murphey McMaster July 10, 2009

Grundel Hawk

The patch of hair between your balls and asshole (the grundel) and when it gets too long, it looks strikingly like a mohawk.

"Yo Jimmy, give me a couple minutes, I have to go trim my Grundel Hawk because I am expecting a rim job from Wendy tonight."

"I need to shampoo my Grundel Hawk, that shit just stinks."

by Shower Fart October 25, 2008

grundle grunt

n.
1. An STI.
2. The common name given to lice that inhabit the area known as the grundle or taint. Grundle grunts are usually contracted from illicit sexual behavior or walking around the woods naked.

Grundle grunts are also known as "taint tics", "scrotum skippers" or just crabs. When contracted elsewhere, grundle grunts are named after the area contracted. i.e. pubic lice, chin climbers, nipple nabbers, happy trail hikers, or earwig waggers.

Ouch! That grundle grunt is very friendly.

by Tofu January 27, 2004

grundle monster

A creature that stalks you in the night waiting for when ur not looking and snatches your grundle. This creature is 3 ft tall, purple, hairy, makes a sound similar to "GIHEE", and can reach the speed of 47 miles per hour.

*note* a grundle monster is the exact same thing as grundle troll

God Damnit, that grundle monster stole my grundle. Now i have to shit on my balls because my grundle has been stolen.

Grundle - The area between your asshole and your balls.

by fuckin funkytown hoes July 1, 2006