Shamberlynn Germany Syndrome 

A condition in which the affected individual(s) is anywhere from mildly amusing to very exciting to be around in real life, but has no apparent redeeming values on the internet; i.e. typing "lol," using "smilies," and acting as a tardus extremus in the matters of abbreviation, humor, and spelling.

Tommy: Brian seemed somewhat cool at the party last night, but when I talked to him online...
*flashback ensues*
Tommy FArtanyan: Hey, I just added you to my buddy list.
SeXyBoI-BrIaNafnd4u: who is dis
SeXyBoI-BrIaNafnd4u: o tommy rite/
Tommy FArtanyan: Are you drinking?
SeXyBoI-BrIaNafnd4u: wat
SeXyBoI-BrIaNafnd4u: r u ther
SeXyBoI-BrIaNafnd4u: th3ere**
SeXyBoI-BrIaNafnd4u: thrtr*
SeXyBoI-BrIaNafnd4u: godamnit lol
SeXyBoI-BrIaNafnd4u: THREE*
SeXyBoI-BrIaNafnd4u: LMAO! THERE!
Tommy FArtanyan: G-gotta go!
Tommy FArtanyan signed off 12:30:22
*flashback ends*
Tommy: I guess the screen name he gave me should have given it away!
Kiko: CLASSIC case of Shamberlynn Germany Syndrome!
Tommy: ?
Kiko: *chomp*

Shamberlynn Germany Syndrome by Kiko February 3, 2004

Nono germany 

How Drew dunril says WW2 germany.

Drew: Nono germans did escape to Argentina
Also drew: Scientists from Nono germany went to america

Nono germany by Acuber October 31, 2021

Nazi Germany 

The time from 1933 to 1945 when Hitler and the Nazis controlled Germany. The Nazis were very racist towards Jews and removed their rights, which is why many people left Germany during that time.

My grandparents left Nazi Germany before World War II broke out.

Nazi Germany by Anonymous July 12, 2003

Mario Germany 

A funny person, cute, loyal, and smart

Some people will take advantage of a Germany but this is does not care about them

Person: Oh hey crusty
:Mario Germany 🤷🏽

Mario Germany by IsbishksLane December 1, 2021

defect into east Germany 

(v.) To change one's loyalties to communism and being an aggressive gymnastics teacher.

Taken from some episode of the simpsons. Example is too short.

defect into east Germany by Kung-fu Jesus July 6, 2004

New Germany 

Hick TOWN

"Hey where can I find three bars and one church?"
"New Germany!"

New Germany by GOLLYGEE March 10, 2009

Florida or Germany 

Bizarre human behavior. So named because such behavior is especially common in Florida and Germany. Popularized by Adam Corolla of the Loveline radio program, as callers would phone the show, give an example of bizarre behavior, then Adam and others in the studio would guess whether the event happened in Florida or Germany. Someone with good knoweldge of either location can tell which due to cultural differences between Florida and Germany.

"A 17 year-old was recently arrested for attempting to rob a bank with a potato gun. Florida or Germany?"

Florida or Germany by Whiskey Zulu December 7, 2003