1. The most vile and evil man to ever walk the planet before whom greed, corruption, torture, and deficit never existed.
2. The source of every problem faced by the Obama administration, every American citizen, and every man, woman and child who walks the planet.
3. The Devil for brain-dead democrats.
2. The source of every problem faced by the Obama administration, every American citizen, and every man, woman and child who walks the planet.
3. The Devil for brain-dead democrats.
Joe: It hurts when I pee.
Jack: It's 'cause of George W. Bush! If only we had more sex education, you might have wrapped it before you slapped it!
Joe: Didn't we have sex ed, like, three times between middle, junior and high school?
Brenda: Violence has sprouted across the Middle East.
Sue: That George W. Bush! If only he had never attacked Iraq, that region would still be at peace!
Jack: It's 'cause of George W. Bush! If only we had more sex education, you might have wrapped it before you slapped it!
Joe: Didn't we have sex ed, like, three times between middle, junior and high school?
Brenda: Violence has sprouted across the Middle East.
Sue: That George W. Bush! If only he had never attacked Iraq, that region would still be at peace!
by TheNextBillGates January 25, 2010
by Eiros September 16, 2007
The current president of the United States. Who thinks the war is helping our country. NEWS FLASH its not. If the war doesn't end soon most of america is going to be gone. Except for Paris Hilton.
EXAMPLE:
Bob from Texas: Oh My godness George W. Bush is amazing.
Joe from not Texas: UMM,, What the heck? He smells like baby poop.
Bob from Texas: Oh My godness George W. Bush is amazing.
Joe from not Texas: UMM,, What the heck? He smells like baby poop.
by Catherine Griffus March 20, 2007
by Forbidd3n_Ros3 April 27, 2009
"You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test.'' —Townsend, Tenn., Feb. 21, 2001
"I'm telling you there's an enemy that would like to attack America, Americans, again. There just is. That's the reality of the world. And I wish him all the very best." --George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Jan. 12, 2009
"I hear there's rumors on the Internets that we're going to have a draft." —presidential debate, St. Louis, Mo., Oct. 8, 2004
"I know what I believe. I will continue to articulate what I believe and what I believe — I believe what I believe is right." —Rome, Italy, July 22, 2001
"This thaw -- took a while to thaw, it's going to take a while to unthaw." --George W. Bush, on liquidity in the markets, Alexandria, La., Oct. 20, 2008
"Anyone engaging in illegal financial transactions will be caught and persecuted." --George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Sept. 19, 2008
"I think it was in the Rose Garden where I issued this brilliant statement: If I had a magic wand -- but the president doesn't have a magic wand. You just can't say, 'low gas.'" --George W. Bush, Washington D.C., July 15, 2008
"The most important thing is for us to find Osama bin Laden. It is our number one priority and we will not rest until we find him." —Washington, D.C., Sept. 13, 2001
"I don't know where bin Laden is. I have no idea and really don't care. It's not that important. It's not our priority." —Washington, D.C., March 13, 2002
"Goodbye from the world's biggest polluter." --George W. Bush, in parting words to British Prime Minister Gordon Brown and French President Nicolas Sarkozy at his final G-8 Summit, punching the air and grinning widely as the two leaders looked on in shock, Rusutsu, Japan, July 10, 2008
"Amigo! Amigo!" --George W. Bush, calling out to Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi in Spanish at the G-8 Summit, Rusutsu, Japan, July 10, 2008
"There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again." —Nashville, Tenn., Sept. 17, 2002
"Oftentimes people ask me, 'Why is it that you're so focused on helping the hungry and diseased in strange parts of the world?'" --George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., April 18, 2008
"Thank you, your Holiness. Awesome speech." --George W. Bush, to Pope Benedict, Washington, D.C., April 15, 2008
"I'm telling you there's an enemy that would like to attack America, Americans, again. There just is. That's the reality of the world. And I wish him all the very best." --George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Jan. 12, 2009
"I hear there's rumors on the Internets that we're going to have a draft." —presidential debate, St. Louis, Mo., Oct. 8, 2004
"I know what I believe. I will continue to articulate what I believe and what I believe — I believe what I believe is right." —Rome, Italy, July 22, 2001
"This thaw -- took a while to thaw, it's going to take a while to unthaw." --George W. Bush, on liquidity in the markets, Alexandria, La., Oct. 20, 2008
"Anyone engaging in illegal financial transactions will be caught and persecuted." --George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Sept. 19, 2008
"I think it was in the Rose Garden where I issued this brilliant statement: If I had a magic wand -- but the president doesn't have a magic wand. You just can't say, 'low gas.'" --George W. Bush, Washington D.C., July 15, 2008
"The most important thing is for us to find Osama bin Laden. It is our number one priority and we will not rest until we find him." —Washington, D.C., Sept. 13, 2001
"I don't know where bin Laden is. I have no idea and really don't care. It's not that important. It's not our priority." —Washington, D.C., March 13, 2002
"Goodbye from the world's biggest polluter." --George W. Bush, in parting words to British Prime Minister Gordon Brown and French President Nicolas Sarkozy at his final G-8 Summit, punching the air and grinning widely as the two leaders looked on in shock, Rusutsu, Japan, July 10, 2008
"Amigo! Amigo!" --George W. Bush, calling out to Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi in Spanish at the G-8 Summit, Rusutsu, Japan, July 10, 2008
"There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again." —Nashville, Tenn., Sept. 17, 2002
"Oftentimes people ask me, 'Why is it that you're so focused on helping the hungry and diseased in strange parts of the world?'" --George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., April 18, 2008
"Thank you, your Holiness. Awesome speech." --George W. Bush, to Pope Benedict, Washington, D.C., April 15, 2008
by NeuroNoir May 16, 2009
IS NOT A FUCKING COWBOY!!!!
He's a CHEERLEADER!!! From CONNECTICUT! A "jock" cheerleader! He will never go riding into the sunset! The most he might do is shake his poms at you.
And for all those "lovely" "people" who think Bush is some upstanding, straight, male, hero-type...
Do you know what BOHEMIAN GROVE is? According to Richard Nixon: "The Bohemian Grove -- which I attend, from time to time -- it is the most faggy goddamned thing you could ever imagine..."
Got to love that Gay Old GOP!
He's a CHEERLEADER!!! From CONNECTICUT! A "jock" cheerleader! He will never go riding into the sunset! The most he might do is shake his poms at you.
And for all those "lovely" "people" who think Bush is some upstanding, straight, male, hero-type...
Do you know what BOHEMIAN GROVE is? According to Richard Nixon: "The Bohemian Grove -- which I attend, from time to time -- it is the most faggy goddamned thing you could ever imagine..."
Got to love that Gay Old GOP!
by UnlikeBump July 11, 2009
by that other guy on here... February 13, 2009