Garrison

A guy with a rather abnormal shaped penis that is very small. Do not touch it, you may puke and rethink your sexual status.

Shaped like a lolipop, and looks like the top is about to pop off.

" I think im going to puke"

"Must have touched Garrisons penis eh ?"

" I saw a Garrison penis once."

by kiwassabie April 24, 2010

Garrison

One gay ass nigga.

Gayison is a cute nickname

Yo look at the bitch ass nigga
Of course bro, that’s a Garrison
Bruh

by 30DozenNuggets April 6, 2019

Garried

A gay person who is married for the pretense of appearing straight

Mark is a garried man who has a good job but fears his position would be in jeopardy if it were revealed he was gay. He has married Lucy so the community thinks he is straight. Lucy is aware but loves the stature of her life.

by Feeb October 30, 2012

Garrick

An extremely sweet and understanding guy that will never let you down. He loves to cuddle, very romantic and spontaneous, and loyal. Soft on the eyes and a nice, sexy body. The whole package. He puts up a façade of being a tough guy, but on the inside, he's a real softie.

Girl 1: "Hey, did you see the new guy? He looks like a total bad ass."
Girl 2: "Yeah, he's a Garrick."
Girl 1: "I bet he's a softie on the inside!"

by attitude adjustment October 23, 2011

Garrison

n.
An older homosexual man. Usually is bipolar and distances himself from reality. A Garrison is afraid of expressing his inner feelings and is afraid of being alone. Usually has kinky lovers.

*Based on the character Mr. Garrison from "South Park".

Mr. Smith is such a Garrison

by Pitoyable May 13, 2005

garriage

1. The formal union of two people who are of the same gender in a consensual relationship, typically recognized by society. Also described as same-sex marriage and gay marriage.

The two men had been seeing each other for 5 years and engaged for 9 months before they decided to make their relationship permanent by garriage.

The gay couple invited all their friends to celebrate the couple's garriage ceremony.

The two women exchanged loving vows during their garriage ceremony.

by Jenny and Kris February 6, 2012

Garrison Taylor

Garrison Taylor is the nicest guy you'll ever meet. He's both charming and awkward at the same time, which really just makes him even cuter. He's the kind of guy to bring you flowers for no reason other than 'because you deserve them'. He's extraordinarily funny and can make anyone smile, even if they're having the worst of days. He's got dozens of friends and cares about all of them. He is loyal, kind, dorky and perfect. Garrison has at least 50 nicknames, all of them silly or weird. He has been through a lot, but it's only made him stronger as a person. He's the type of guy who doesn't get involved in drama, but that does not stop him from voicing his opinion when he needs to. Loyal, caring, funny and cute, he really is the perfect guy.

I'm so glad he waited. I love you, Garrison Taylor.

by lvydve October 23, 2016