Billy Gardiner

A person who loves sex and has a lot of it

That guy has a lot of sex, he’s a real Billy Gardiner!

by Ilovesexualintercourse January 4, 2022

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Urban Gardening

When using whole carrots as butt plugs your partner uses the leafy top to pull them out. Any topped produce may work.

I’ve never been on a farm, but got to do some Urban Gardening with this lady I met at Whole Foods. Great harvest.

by ducksmauler February 3, 2023

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An expression of extreme hunger. The joke plays on the absurdity and shock value of cannibalism, while also suggesting that Gill Gardiner is either notably large, famously delicious ( in a strange way ) or simply an unfortunate target.

I'm so hungry I could eat Gill Gardiner

by SirEatsALot57 May 2, 2025

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grey gardening

When you spend at least 24 hours in the same clothing, often unshowered, not leaving your home or the home of your closest friend. Activities include doom scrolling, watching trashy movies, drinking tea. Done in pairs.

"We spent the weekend grey gardening at Amber's house."

by mememepickles February 21, 2025

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Dark Gardening

In reference used occasionally by night shift workers. Dark gardening refers to the first 4 hours of a shift where you are preparing, pruning, or switching appropriate staff members into positions to prepare for a smooth shift. This is a vital act usually performed by the “leader”/ “charge” of the evening shift, necessary to preform for a pleasant/ smooth shift.

This schedule needs some dark gardening, or it’s going to be rough one.

by SisterMatt- thy leader March 8, 2026

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