Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy

A book. But not just any book, this book is my god.

\"Oh no, not again.\"

by Me April 26, 2005

gubernaculum

The Tissue that aids in the dropping of the testicles -- a very good word to use in hang man

When Gill became a man (age 17), the gubernaculum aided in the descending of the testes

by wordoftheday January 7, 2008

Guidette

A girl version of 'Guido.' Mainly found in New York lands or the Jersey Shore areas. These girls are excessive tanners, usually jet black or dark hair. They have fake boobs that don't fit in their shirts. Also, shirts are short at the stomach for tacky belly button rings to be exposed. Brands like 'Ed Hardy', 'Gucci', and 'Juicy Couture' are of a Guidette's favorites. Not only are these girls skanky, but they are incredibly annoying. With their New York/Jersey (very Italian-cavone accents) they don't keep their mouths shut (and in THAT way, too).

"Hey did you hear that?"
"Oh yeah, that's a guidette that can't keep her mouth shut for a second!"

by alexaa;) January 1, 2010

Guider

A family of super soldiers.

I didnt know Brian was a Guider. No wonder he is so strong.

by Dbow101 February 4, 2010

Guidestoned

1. To get hit by a bolt of lighting from the Almighty God Himself for promoting the liberal new world order, resulting in the total destruction of a satanic table placed by men as an idol.
2. To get blown up by a IED placed stealthy with every camera in the world watching the target.
3. To announce to the world very LOUDLY that killing 90% of the worlds population is a very EVIL thing.
4. To cover up a crime scene after a supposed IED went off blowing something up then demolishing the entire thing without requiring a crime analysis of who, what and when it happened, which normally requires this.
5. To get struck dead by missle, IED, drone strike or bolt of lighting from God. ie: refer to 1 or 2.

Usage: Looks like those new liberal order Georgia Guidestones just got Guidestoned by a bolt of lighting from God!
Usage 2: Holy hell there rufus, it looks like the video of the Georgia Guidestones just got memory holed on the internet but we know the truth, they got GUIDESTONED!
Usage 3: Oh damn, epstein got guidestoned because he sure as hell did not kill himself when all the video cameras mysteriously went 'out'.

by Wise White Man July 9, 2022

Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

The single most quoted book series of UrbanDictionary.com.

"If The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy was the president, she would be Baberaham Lincoln"

by KinGAleX March 21, 2005

guibass

A guibass is a cross between a guitar and a bass. A guibass is made by taking an old shit-ass classical guitar and prying out the tuners with a screwdriver and replacing them with bass tuners. 4 bass strings are then added. This instrument makes virtually no noise.

My friend Mike made a guibass out of his old classical guitar. I slapped him and called him an asshole.

by Mr. Crowley April 27, 2008