Garrett's farts were so wet that we had to give him a shart guard to keep him from shitting his pants.
by HBL December 9, 2008
Get the shart guardmug. The guard as it's called in grappling disiplines such as Brazilian Jiu jitsu or Sambo; is where one lies on his back
holding his or her opponent's trunk with there legs.
From this position it is possible to attack your opponent
with joint locks, chokes,strikes or sweeps/reversals.
It also is possible for the person in the top position to effectivley strike inside the guard.
If you are taken to the ground with your opponent coming down on top of you. It might be best to assume a type of guard, instead of trying to turn your back to him or allowing him to fully mount you.
holding his or her opponent's trunk with there legs.
From this position it is possible to attack your opponent
with joint locks, chokes,strikes or sweeps/reversals.
It also is possible for the person in the top position to effectivley strike inside the guard.
If you are taken to the ground with your opponent coming down on top of you. It might be best to assume a type of guard, instead of trying to turn your back to him or allowing him to fully mount you.
My opponent connects with a right hook knocking me off balance. Seizing his chance he charges and tackles me in an attempt to take me down and ground N pound me.
As we hit the ground I Close my legs tightly around his hips thus forming a closed Guard (Grappling). I cup the crown of his head with one arm and under hook his arm with my other. I suck him in close to me. By breaking down his posture I can better inhibit (But not take away) his ability to strike than if he had me fully mounted.
As we hit the ground I Close my legs tightly around his hips thus forming a closed Guard (Grappling). I cup the crown of his head with one arm and under hook his arm with my other. I suck him in close to me. By breaking down his posture I can better inhibit (But not take away) his ability to strike than if he had me fully mounted.
by Strider777 January 16, 2008
Get the Guard (Grappling)mug. After the 7th date when she finally touched my bird, I thought the law of reciprocity meant I could finger her snatch, but her guard hand blocked my attempt.
by Zee Assman January 24, 2005
Get the Guard Handmug. by BeeBoiBeeThem October 1, 2022
Get the The Golden Guardmug. Motor boating a female or females for an extended period of time. Usually after hours and with women who have large breasts.
Dude, I was Coast Guarding last night with those chicks from the party. I wish I had a life preserver...
by EdwinNoses November 5, 2012
Get the Coast Guardingmug. An unattractive friend accompanies an attractive friend on a night out. The purpose of this arrangement is to prevent the attractive friend from making poor decisions regarding suitors. The guard toad is by definition, the target of the wingman.
by Jockeygrrl March 27, 2022
Get the Guard Toadmug. A little foam ring that was put around the number nine on older cellphones, before we used flip-phones.
This was used to avoid accidentally calling 911 while the phone was in your pocket.
Fire stations used to give them out for free.
This was used to avoid accidentally calling 911 while the phone was in your pocket.
Fire stations used to give them out for free.
by Lovelytoes May 18, 2009
Get the Nine Guardmug.