toe fungus sandwich

When you masterbate a woman with your feet her orgasm causes a reaction with your toe nails and makes them turn green.. then you clip them and put them in a shot of teriyaki and drink it

Guy 1:I had such a great time with my girlfriend last night we celebrated with a toe fungus sandwich!
Guy 2:Is that like athletes foot?
Guy 1: Yeah masterbate her with your toe and if it turns green, cut the nail and take it with a shot of teriyaki.

by OneFuckingStorm May 4, 2023

Fanny Fungus

Fungal Infection of the fanny causing swelling and discharge of gaseous cheese. although inextricably disgusting to most, some men are in fact highly aroused by the stank.

Greaser: Aye tony hows ya women?
Tony LeBroni: Aint cool man, that hoe got the fanny fungus.

by LOZZDOGGY October 17, 2008

crusty finger fungus butt

school yard taunt. Denotes the person is icky

"that Tommy is a crusty finger fungus butt"

by Peter Rothe March 6, 2008

dick fungus

A large moldy growth on the shaft of the penis which is of a greenish brown color. The dick will become encased in this fungus and will inevitably fall off.

"Oh man, Dr Pierson! Your penis just fell off due to your dick fungus! Why's it so green and moldy?!"

by Mondosaladlargelegshairears April 26, 2008

toe fungus

code name for girls who smell as good as they look

That freshman is just like toe fungus.

by Slut on the Sea May 2, 2006

Mexican Nut Fungus

A fungus you pick up normally on your feet when you swim in a pool that used for bath instead of a pool by the local landscape worker.

After swimming in the neighbors pool, my foot started to itch and breakout from Mexican Nut Fungus.

by fastman123 August 7, 2010

Mijunges Bungus Fungus

A very contagous fungus which is transmitted by having a Bungus explore your anus. Called Mijunges because it was discovered by Gay Mijunges. See bungus

Damn, that nigga got Mijunges Bungus Fungus out is hizzow, Damn

by Meow Mix December 27, 2003