Fumble

When you're carrying a baby and you drop it.

John: Woops, sorry Debrah, fumbled little timmy.

by DeluxeAnus October 29, 2011

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fumble on the one

To drop your phone while using a urinal. Should be shouted in a John Madden voice when witnessed.

Bill tried to check his email while taking a leak when he committed a fumble on the one.

by incognicola December 27, 2011

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Fumblecock

the perfect insult to call a person when normal words just aren't enough.

"He is a woman-hating misogynist fumblecock."

by Sammi Wolfe April 29, 2013

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Fumblescrote. Adjective. Pub toilet. Panic. The act of frantically trying to recapture the waistband of one's pants from between the ballbag and the base of the zip, having slipped from the grasp of the thumb, blocking the imminent flow of piss moments before release.

'I made it to the toilet, but my thumb slipped and I suffered Fumblescrote'.

by Glennyboy December 18, 2015

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