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suicide fart

To me a suicide fart is the big giant fart you accidentally let out right before you sit down on the toilet, knowing that you have to sit down and put your nose right in the nucleus of the stench. This happens just after you pull down your pants, and right before you sit down, usually when you are frantically trying to line the toilet seat, and you are contemplating sitting on the toilet bare assed because you're about to crap on the floor. Trapped there on the toilet with your pants around your ankles there is nowhere to go and it smells so bad you almost die.
Damn dude, I couldn't get the string untied on my sweat pants and I almost shit my pants and right as I was sitting down I bombed myself with an egg suicide fart
by Markomighty May 12, 2014
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Fart poop

The most devastating and offensive insult you can possibly say to someone. Only usable for worst case scenarios
Random person: *Fucks my girlfriend*
Me to person: You’re a freaking fart poop!
Random person: *Catches on fire and slowly burns to a painful death*
by James Charles the 3rd December 2, 2020
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chattin fart

to talk a load of hot air, garbage etc
idiot 1: "I'm the boy blud...me aint no wasteman"

idiot 2: "yeh whatever, your chattin fart mate"
by mingemuncher July 4, 2009
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toliet fart

A fart that happens when somebody is sitting on a shitbowl and they decide to cut the cheese.
Farting while sitting on a toliet causes the fart to be amplified by the bowl and gets a bit of reverb action going as well for the same reason.
{John}: Jesus! Mary just cut a toliet fart!! You can hear the fucker halfway down the block!!!
by Telephony February 12, 2015
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anal fart baby

When you jizz in a women's ass and she farts, causing the cum to leak and and seap into her vagina, thus causing her to get pregnant, the resulting child is called an anal fart baby
you see Melissa over there she's an anal fart baby
by Hello bby April 12, 2016
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POOP POOP POOP FART FART FART SHIT SHIT SHIT

What you say when you're really about to shit your pants and the bathroom is either far away or occupied.

You typically yell this in a state of panic as you can feel the shit trying ever so desperately to jump out of your butthole. You clench like your life depends on it. Which in this case it lowkey does.
"Get out of my way! Fuck! POOP POOP POOP FART FART FART SHIT SHIT SHIT"

"The bathroom is, like, really far away, and do you see the line? It's occupied! Clench!"
by gentle snowflakes November 21, 2018
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Needle Fart

When you force a fart out so hard that it causes a sharp pain in your asshole, as if the fart were made of thumb-tacks.
I tried to push out a fart really quickly to impress my friends. It turned out to be a needle fart, and I thought my ass was bleeding.
by FartDoctor December 19, 2010
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