Friends

A non-Existant entity/ Mythical creature that is supposedley made up by people who think they are cool (AKA the Government) and are always happy. The concept of a friend us highly dangerous and should be avoided at all costs, or you will be eaten by a brown snake. The side affects of buying this myth include being happy, having all your problems dealt with, laughing, going to the shops every so often, human interatction, and having strange people over at your house, sometimes at night. Risk factors include being forced into a blind date, being forced into smal places with other people, and human interatction.

Mythical Creature (friend): Are we BFF's
Me: FUCK OFF YOU MYTHICAL DISTRATCTION CREATED BY THE DEVIL! BEGON YOU THOT WANNA-BE. FRIENDS WILL CAUSE ME TO BE EATEN BY A BROWN SNAKE!!!!!!!!!!

by georgemmy May 12, 2018

Friends

Friends are people who share their ice cream with you if you don't have enough money,people who walk up to you no matter how many times you tell them to leave you alone and cheer you up,people who if your shy and scared they will help you make friends,people who will wait for you to finish the test,people who you can trust your most awkward secrets with and the girl you like,people who will bail you out of a 10000 Dollar fine people who you can trust the fate of the world with,people who don't knock on your door they walk in and say I'm home.

I can trust Noah and my friends with all my biggest darkest secrets

by A real trustworthy friend March 14, 2013

Friends

Friends are people who love you almost or more than your family. Friends are the siblings God forgot to give us 😉. Real, true friends stand up for you, keep promises, trust you, and would do anything for you. Without them you would have nothing to do, no gun to have, and no mistakes to make.

Man, I had such a good time with my friends at the movie theatre!

by Cheer fanatic December 30, 2014

Friends

A term described to random people or just people you know

I'm gonna hang out with my friends now, mom!

by Dino1109 March 27, 2015

Friends

Something that YOU don't have. :)

YOU
YOU
and...

YOU

Friends...

by Aerial Pig July 29, 2019

Friends

Hardly to find the best of, but once found, you know they are true. I just discovered my own true friends, and I implore you all to find your own.

Friends. As in, friendship is MAGIC

by TheRunawayWagon March 24, 2019

Friends

The kind of people that say they are not a clique but definitely are, but it is fine. If you are the nice popular group then you are not mean to the other people and understand peoples feelings. They don't mined spilling tea and will always keep a secret though. They are pretty funny, cute, relatable, and just plain amazing. The is that one annoying girl that has the name kinda like Laura or Annabel. There is the most popular one that thing she is the least popular that has a name like Mollie or Cameron. There is also the one that thinks she is the most popular but I'm reality the people have a crushes on her like her because they want to be like her boyfriend. This is the one Jewish kid that has a name like May or maya. They are all the best though. Love you girdies. All so this is also like a boy group of friends.

Bff 1: molls pass me the tea
Bff 2: ummmm......? What does that mean
Bff 3: k...so....!
Bff 4: share whatever we are friends

by Chatchat April 16, 2019