Skip to main content
David constantly ditches real ones to go out with his friends.
Friends by Senorbiscuit July 20, 2018
A friend isn't just anyone.It's someone who cheers you up. Someone who you know is the only one crazier than you. Someone who will stick up for you. Someone who will tell you there problems and deepest secrets. Friends are hard to find. I would know.
Friends are hard to find.
Friends by Melody Sorgatz August 29, 2018
Something you don’t have.
Person 1: Dude, where are all of your friends, all I see are two cardboard boxes? Person 2: Those are my friends.
Friends by R u a stalker? October 4, 2018
SO NO ONE TOLD YOU LIFE WAS GONNA BE THIS WAY (CLAP,CLAP,CLAP,CLAP)

YOUR LIFE’S A JOKE, YOUR BROKE, YOUR LOVE LIFE’S DOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

IT’S LIKE YOUR ALWAYS STUCK IN SECOND GEAR,

WHEN IT HASN’T BEEN YOUR DAY, YOUR MONTH, OR EVEN YOUR YEARRRRR

I’LL BE THERE FOR YOUUUUUUUUUU
The greatest show to ever exist.

Me: You know friends?
Everyone else: Yeah, we watch all the reruns.
Friends by Kalfy October 6, 2018
Two people who say they’re friends when they’re really not.
“They’re friends! You all know what friends means..” Dinah says before winking into a smirk, as Lauren shoots her a warning glare and Camila looks down at the floor shyly with a face as red as a tomato. “Friends are fun!” says Ally before giving an innocently oblivious laugh.
Friends by Koala from Havana January 30, 2019
are a type of social fetish that heavily benefits people. Other times, they become the very surface on which your social imprint on the world depends on. In a tertiary combat situation, they become your best support. You should love your friends.
Sometimes, you wish your friends would be nicer. Sometimes you wish they were prettier. Me, I wish them all; big dicks.