Freedom Wood

Freedom Wood is a lovely predicament where you are in the process of free ballin' during this process you produce an erection. This happens because your johnson rubs freely against your pants or just loves the fresh air.

Guy 1: Dude, I have some awesome Freedom wood!
Guy 2: Mannnn, why did you tell me that?
Guy 1: Im sorry there was a slight breeze.
Guy 2: Thats about as cool as mung

by pacob December 15, 2011

Freegan Leaning

A person who is Freegan Leaning identifies as someone who likes free food. A Freegan Leaning person is a true pragmatist and has achieved a level of spiritual attainment. A Freegan Leaning person believes that the best thing is food given freely by the earth, but free food from a friend is the next best thing. Freegan Leaning people also don’t mind working for a meal, because if you don’t work you won’t eat, and if nobody works nobody eats. Freegan Leaning people keep in the fronts of their minds because of long experience, that free food tastes the best :) .

My younger cousin’s excitable, boisterous, Labrador Retriever was a highly accomplished Freegan Leaning dog. The dog took to food of any kind with gusto. Free food dropped during the Fourth of July was clearly his favorite. However he was more than willing to work for a meal and sit, roll over, or bark for a well earned treat. Accomplished Freegan Leaning dogs like Vinny have clearly earned new lives in a paradise realm.

Many people are unaware of their Freegan Leaning tendencies. Most people don’t bother to think about how good free food tastes, if they did, they might achieve the first level of Freegan Leaning awareness.

by IronMikey April 7, 2023

Freedom Fries

Words for eat this and don't try to back talk the USA. Used by the idiocy of america, a republican who wants to move the sheep of America into Isolation and Stupidity. A cracker who wants to share fries.

Would you like to eat my small fries. No, I would like you to poison yourself. Join the military, you'll enjoy a good forgetful death.

by Webster May 9, 2003

Freedom Fighter

Depending on your viewpoint, either a hero or a terrorist.

Red Army Faction (Germany), Chechens (Chechenya), Palestinians (Israel), White Rose (Nazi Germany), USA (World)

by DeadByDawn November 8, 2004

Freedom Fart

The beautiful sound of the GAU-8 Avenger in the A-10 Warthog. The sound is extremely specific to the GAU-8 and causes incredible destruction. If you are the target you will not be alive to hear the sound as the rounds break the sound barrier en route.

Freedom Farts = Dead Taliban

by AirForce24 January 8, 2012

Freedom 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅

when a country has oil, they need freedom

Random Nation: "We found oil!"

USA: "You need Some Freedom 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅"

by 2BOOM June 4, 2023

48 Hours of freedom

The weekend the two days you get off for 5 days of hard work.

I worked 60 Hr this week I need my 48 Hours of freedom

by The Working man February 11, 2009