Fracking

The process of injecting semen at high-pressure into butt cavity to extract gas and/or turds. Frequently used to relieve constipation.

Subject 1: Babe, I’m so constipated.

Subject 2: Don’t worry I’ll give you a good fracking tonight. Frack that shit right out of you.

by Poopsnot Alot May 25, 2019

fracking

An polite substitute for "Fucking" or "Freaking" from the new series Battlestar Galactica. Similar to frelling. Used by Lucifer7 on irc.subnova.com #hbo.

"Those fracking Cylons!"

or

<zasx\malia> oh goody, 8 frelling times
<zasx\malia> last one was to fix a frelling networking bug -.-
<Fajita|nwn> lol
<Fajita|nwn> frelling
<zasx\malia> would you prefer i used fracking?
<Fajita|nwn> nah, carry on
<Fajita|nwn> it's just amusing

by ZexGX February 23, 2005

fracking

Originally drawn from hydrologic fracturing in natural gas development, the term can also be used to describe passionate sexual encounters.

"Governor Andrew Cuomo announced that he wants to lift the ban on fracking in this state. Now I say, fair's fair. After all, he just signed a bill saying gay couples could legally frack each other. . . . Why can't energy companies drill in our backyards?" - Steven Colbert

by Mt.Diablo July 15, 2011

Fracking

The act of assaulting a toilet with explosive liquid diarrhea.

Chris I think the sushi I ate last night was bad. I've been fracking the toilet all morning.

by jhizzle819 August 26, 2014

Flanking the mango

A clean, fun, descriptive alternative to masturbate. Can be performed on one's self, or to a partner. So you could flank your own mango (this sounds the best: "flankin' my mango"), or flank someone else's mango. Plus, it works for both women and men, because "mango" can be seen as either male or female parts.

I came home last night and found my roommate flanking his mango in the living room. Then my ladyfriend and I went upstairs, and I flanked her mango.

by kables June 9, 2005

Fraking

Fraking; the act of lying, telling half truths, to maliciously hurt someone, usually a close friend. Causing drama in the life of others to keep yourself entertained.

Are you Fraking me or did you really hear that my co-worker had sex with your husband.

I heard that James is going to break up with Jill. I swear I'm not fraking you

by billygoatgruffsalot December 20, 2013

Frunking Cunker

To say "Fucking Cunt" in a way without others knowing

My teacher gave us homework for the 4th night in a row so when she walked by I call her a "Frunking Cunker"

by Taylor Coverdale February 26, 2011