Fapperbate

A fusion of the word "fap" and the word "masturbate".

I couldn't help but fapperbate to that cleavage shot of your mom at the soccer game.

by duberry January 3, 2010

sports fapper

one individual who is so obsessed with sports they are depicted as masturbating to a sports event--- these things are typically seen wearing high Nike socks

"You can tell Johnny is a sports fapper by his Elites."

by classy_sir June 16, 2014

flip flopper

One who beats around the bush, talks ALOT of crap, says one thing but means the other, is a complete A-HOLE and I hate him.

My Ex-boyfriend who is completely indecisive about his sexual orientation !!!!!!!!!!!. Is a Flip Flopper who is Flip Flopping between boys and girls.

by Tiquandisha August 18, 2006

fooped

Kid friendly way of saying sharted

combination of fart and pooped

Daughter (sobbing): "Daddy, I accidentally pooped in my pants when I tried to fart, I'm sorry"
Daddy: (how do I say it's ok that she sharted?) "It's ok honey, you just FOOPED. It happens to a lot of people."

by medicJT794 February 8, 2010

floppers

large floppy breast

by hangers October 27, 2003

whats fappening

to ask what is going on in one's sexual life, similar to asking whats happening.

guy 1: hey man whats fappening?
guy 2: eh very little, been on a dry streak lately.

by w.e.e.b. July 28, 2011

fopje flauw mopje

Phrase; used in cartoons to refer to farting pigs dance songs.

Did that pig just say fopje flauw mopje?

by Dj. Tom B December 14, 2008