Forking

The process of sticking large salad/decorational forks in people's yards in the middle of the night (an upgrade of toilet papering). Usually accompanied by spray painting their lawns a variety of colors.

I would have gone out to the party with you, but I was forking that jackasses yard last night.

by EricaJayne September 3, 2007

Fooping

When one is taking part in both the acts of fapping and pooping at the same time.

Because prof got caught Fooping at work, he now has to be a secretary instead of working at the pool.

by foopingftw August 15, 2008

Double Forking

1. The act of two women spooning, causing a fork. The fork is created by the two women's hair intertwining. Most common between lesbians. Can get loud if done right.

2. The act of using a fork to hold the end of a joint at a time when it is too small for fingers to hold it. Prevents burning of hands and allows the joint to go on for longer.

1. Those two lesbians were double forking last night. I could hear it.

2. I need to start double forking this joint because I don't want to put it out yet.

by fork90210 October 2, 2009

Fast Fooding

After meansing (smoking marijuana) One would drive with his buddies to various fast food restaurants, usually more than one and munch down on some dank food.

Yo Adam man u wanna smoke this blunt and then go fast fooding?

by marky means July 8, 2009

did a bit of fookin

when u bring someone back for some sexy time

lele: so what did u get up to last nite?

lulu: well, we did a bit of fookin!

by lele and lulu March 6, 2008

Foomingle

To mingle with foos.

Mark: Wheres Jordan going?
David:I think hes going to the library. Hes gonna Foomingle with the nerds.

by David Allen S. March 27, 2009

fookin 'ell man

The australian way of saying "Fucking hell, man.". It is used when someone does something that was wrong or you hate.

We use it in sentences such as "FOOKIN 'ELL MAN THAT WAS MOY FOOKIN SLIPPER OIMMA WHIP YO BITCH ARSE

by Oliver/snowhazel September 18, 2021