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Fonting

Fonting is to have sexual intercourse with a 1998 Sandy Cheeks neck pillow in the state of Oregon while wearing a 2011 Benihana paper crown. (Bonus points if you have a 1987 penny in your pocket).
Jake was to busy "fonting" in Oregon to be with us on our trip.
by Hayd1710 April 29, 2024
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Fonts Brothers Friends Uncle

Micheal Fontanellos brothers friends uncle who happens to be Odell Beckham Jrs agent
Me:Bro did you hear Odell is thinking about going to the giants or cowboys

Jeremy:Yeah bro Fonts brothers friends uncle told me.
by RodneyColemans Right nut December 14, 2022
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Font

A table that is in the middle of the living room. Fonts generally are opposite to a coffee table. Fonts can hold as many things as you’d like.
Holy shit! your font is got left over chilis, Cheesecake Factory, and Popeyes on it!? Was this all in the same night?

…. Ok fine, I’ll clean my living room font “since there’s no space”
by Polloloco6903 November 23, 2021
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epic font front

the act of changing the font of a texted message to emphasize how important what is being communicated
Shannon could not understand that Meghan's message did not switch to an epic font front when she told her that Meghan's granny died going down on Meghan's boyfriend.
by von groovy June 22, 2019
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Curlz font

A cutesy-girly type font that you can use on party invitations, banners, and other things
I think that the curlz font is cute, but it shouldn't be used for business.
by Betty Jo December 31, 2019
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No font

To say something straightforwardly, similarly to saying no cap
I no font love you so much.
I no font have to shit so bad right now!
by ChrisPeacock3221 July 19, 2022
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Savannah Font

The most gorgeous girl you'll ever meet. She is one you can be mad at but still love. Her smile can make your day instantly. She is an amazing person who will always be there for you. She never fails to cheer you up when you're down. She's funny and sweet and you'll never find someone like her. Cherish all the time you get with her.
by astrobby June 30, 2019
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