fldm

TW!! “fat lives don’t matter” a pro ana (pro anorexia) term to encourage girls to develop eating disorders.

shitty tiktok user lili has fldm in her bio, she should get help!!

by crazy365 December 27, 2021

folding offense

An outrageous mistake, misunderstanding, or insult. Unforgivable behavior.

I don’t care how many time you apologize, Jess; it was a folding offense.

by Jessica Loraine March 12, 2021

cold fold

To fold a hand when checking is an option. Usually only done when playing from the big blind and facing no chance of winning.

I had 25 offsuit with six opponents in and a flop of KQJ. I cold folded just to save myself the time.

by The Maksic December 6, 2006

texas fold'em

A card game very similar to Texas Hold'em, except that the objective is to fold as soon as possible.

Player 1: I fold.
Player 2: I fold.
Player 3: I fold.

by supaDISC December 31, 2004

Folder

A combination of getting fatter and older

It's amazing how much folder I feel today

by Deli Meatz December 26, 2010

Oldy Foldy

Okey Dokey.

Origin: In the T9 texting system, if one tries to write "okey dokey," the first words that show up are "oldy foldy."

(Rachel and Noah are texting each other).

Rachel: I'm gonna wear my cool hat tomorrow okay?

Noah: Oldy foldy.

by FrizB April 8, 2010

Feldman frotteurism

A specialised form of frotteurism which is performed in art galleries during a busy exhibition. The Feldman frotteur will then scrape his secretions from his y-fronts and add them to his paints. Usually done by aging yellow-haired ex-hippies.

So why were you put on the sex offenders' register?

I was caught committing Feldman frotteurism.

by Colin Cummerbund September 21, 2006