Flat earther

An imbecile who was dropped on their head as a baby multiple times or divorced people who want to die

Yo that bitch is a flat earther. She tried to talk to me yesterday and I think I lost a brain cell

by Mesa big boy February 17, 2019

flat-earther

One who believes in the theory of flat earths, perhaps as a result of having either a flat head or flat testicles.

Two flat-earther astronauts go into space.

"Look dude, we're orbiting a blue pancake!"
"Holy fuck! That's a funny ball-shaped pancake!"

by masterblaster01 January 17, 2018

Flatacular

A woman who is stunningly attractive but has a tiny bust.
Opposite of "Jugly".

"Hey so really what do you think of my new girlfriend?"
"Dude, she's totally flatacular!"
"Hey! What the hell's that supposed to mean?!"
"Err.. She's totally hot but has tiny ...err ... tits."
"Hey! What the hell!"

by PappyD June 5, 2007

flatbelly

a young, thin, hot woman

A flatbelly will surely come here and show off her good looks.

by NICK GSN April 16, 2010

flatia

the most beautiful country off the border of Greece. this extraordinary island is known for its partying and it football and tommy cheadle. everyone knows what it is except monica lynde.

did you hit up that partayy in Flatia last night?
Yeah dude, it was sick.

by joe bambridgeyzizez May 12, 2010

Flat Top Betty

A woman with short hair.

Also a song by Paisley Wilde

That woman there is a Flat Top Betty!

by Paisley Wilde June 9, 2011

flat baller

An Ultimate frisbee player. The "ball" in this case is a 175 gram Discraft ultrastar.

I am going out on a date tonight with a gal who's a flatballer. (or) That flat baller can boat race.

by Imaginablemedium March 7, 2012