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flank99

A youtube user who reports weather and other environmental conditions, from what appears to be a middle school baseball field. He is most famous for a video which encompasses an announcement for a 9.0 earthquake warning for california and surrounding states for september, 2010. Flank99 also seems to think that he is reporting live from his hometown of Whitney Peir. He appears to be slightly mentally challenged, but shows true concern for his followers. At this time, his earthquake video has garnered almost 600,000 views so far in only 8 days.
Troll: Is "flank99" for real?
Human: Nah man. He's just ron burgundy's malnourished nephew.

The EarTQack wlL be SOOOooSo Pwerfl!!!!!!!!
by hexogen June 16, 2010
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Fluke

1. Occurence based solely on luck or chance.

2. English house-pop trio from the early 90's to later move onto trip-hop and electronica sounds. Most famous for the songs "Absurd" and "Atomb Bomb". Both off of their critically acclaimed album, Risotto.
1.That game was a total fluke. Nine times out of ten we would have beaten that team.

2. Did you hear the new Fluke CD? It's very good.
by GernomRune November 17, 2004
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flunky

A person who lives there life through another person (host).

Is tasked with jobs of low importance such as booking lunches, carrying shopping bags, or just tagging along with hosts(who they are the flunky of) on their errands.

Hosts will take their flunkies shopping for their advice, but ultimately discount their opinion anyway.

Usually of single status.

Can be well dressed, however may make subtle fashion offences - hence requring input from there host.
Fang: Hey Quynh, how come Rob always goes shopping with you.

Quynh: Cos he's my flunky!
by SkinnyCap March 14, 2010
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flunky

a liveried manservant or footman.
a flunky brought us drinks
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Flinking

The act of floating and drinking

You wear a life jacket like a diaper, get in the water and float near the boat while drinking.
Lets take the boat out and do some flinking.

It's a great day to do some flinking.
by Kenny Kaup August 17, 2013
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flunked

crapped out, gone kaboom, failed. Often used in regards to webservers and computers when they crash due to overload.
My computer flunked and I had to reboot.
by anony October 28, 2003
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fluke tip

to be a flake or not show up for stuff.
hey fluke tip why didn't you go last night?
The fluke tip didn't show up, like always.
by Jeff Hovland October 24, 2006
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