A hair bump that appears on your head after you wake up in the morning. Any bump on you to appear randomly.
jasmyn "good morning jordan."
Jordan "omg look in the mirror you have a flump!"
Jasmyn "oh no now i cant straighten my hair!"
Jordan "omg look in the mirror you have a flump!"
Jasmyn "oh no now i cant straighten my hair!"
by Talhotblonde March 26, 2017
Get the Flump mug.When someone hugs you then and then grabs your bum and eats it of until there not hungry which then they will jump your mum for candy and kill your dad
by Dicksonary101 November 27, 2019
Get the Flump mug.A word to describe the process of eating something that’s only half done, a certain gooiness, but still firm ;)
by Klumf lord September 1, 2020
Get the Flumping mug.The act of taking an enormous dump on any type of floor. The act is usually performed when one is scared shitless and one is not able to reach a shower to take a shump.
Nessie took a flump when she failed her English exam qand could not find a shower to shump. She immediately proceeded to take of her pants, sit on the floor, and take a nice, long, warm flump.
by Nessel-Shump N' Flump August 21, 2014
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