Fluffing your own pole

When a person tries to make him/herself (usually male) seem better than they are by talking themselves up.

Also known as "fluffing"

Man: "I ran 25 kms last night and did 150 pushups"
Woman: "Stop fluffing your own pole"

by coolcatmoo April 8, 2009

fluffing the sheep

a phrase meaning masturbating

I walked in on my husband last night while he was fluffing the sheep!!

by (¯'._.[Rogelio]._.'¯) June 17, 2008

Fluffing your own pole

When a porn star is so shit they have to fluff themself. ie: amateur shit.

A really poor bloke makes a porn, but he's got no money for a fluffer, he's sad but has to do it himself.

"where is my fluffer?"
"you are so poor you will have to do it yourself"
"fapfapfap *tear)

(lol he's Fluffing your own pole?")

by ahbissofuckia July 15, 2009

Fluffing

The act of adjusting artificial Christmas tree limbs or decorations to look fuller, "fluffier" or more realistic after unpacking after storage.

I always make my wife do the fluffing of the Christmas Tree before we decorate it. She is so much more thorough at it.

by PebbleSky March 15, 2016

fluffinuse

Literally a response to anything.

Girl: Hey, what's up?
Boy: Fluffinuse. And you?

by The Unknown 111 May 26, 2016

Fluffing it up

When you fart and use your hands to wave the smell towards your nose

I'm fluffing it up to smell what I ate

by Frankie white August 17, 2016

Fluffing my oats

When someone or something is getting you all agitated.

Republicans are really fluffing my oats these day's

by BigGCount February 23, 2017