floraphile

A person who enjoys have sexual intercourse with floral vegetation.

Example 1:

Chris' date stood him up and so he went home to relieve the sexual tension by engaging with floraphillia with a tree in his garden.

Example 2:

Julian: Sophus, what's your favourite type of floraphillia?
Sophus: Probably engaging with anal sex with my cactus, I'm a self-diagnosed floraphile.

by TheGreatWhiteBuffalo May 16, 2014

Bottle Florp

When you try to flip a water bottle but fail miserably.

I tend to bottle florp instead of flip.

by Apo11o November 27, 2016

Floral Park

Best town in the history of Earth. Drinking all day and all night. Have the best place on Earth in the heart of the town, Belmont Park/Racetrack. Floral Park Memorial High School as of 2008-2009 school year was rated top 50 high schools in the country, including private schools. Great athletes, great scholars, while managing to drink 5 days a week in the summer and basically the same during the winter. Have a mix of every kind of person you can possibly imagine but in the end, all Floral Parkers.

typical day in floral park, go to belmont, get your afternoon/evening going right, lose 20 bucks on the ponies, get angry after that so you drink more, walk over the racetrack illegally so u dont have to walk around, go straight to town where you will start at any of the bars and end up going to all of them to find the crowd, do some drugs afterwards, taxi home

by 50 beer king May 26, 2009

Floral Park

A nice suburban, upper-middle class neighborhood. Half of Floral Park belongs to Nassau County and the other half belongs to Queens. Floral Park is also home to the best bakery on Long Island, Buttercooky Bakery.

I'm looking for a home in a nice upper-middle class neighborhood in close proximity to the city. Any suggestions?

Yeah, try looking in Floral Park.

by karma12 March 23, 2010

Floraphilia

Sexual Attraction to plants, especially to Flowers

-Solar Flare is hot
-Oh no, a floraphilia

by chydranisalonelynoob June 23, 2019

Flora-philiac

1. One that has a tendency toward plants

2. One that has an abnormal attraction to plants

Guy: "Have you ever...you know...a watermelon?"
Guy 2: "Dude i'm serious, i'm pretty sure your a Flora-philiac!"

by Fbwest December 7, 2010

floranne

Florannes are pretty, perky and just a bit confident. No matter how bad things may be, they always have the power to stand strong. Florannes are just like flowers, they may seem a bit down sometimes but perk up almost immediately. They also enjoy cheering people up.

Florannes are typically perky or extremely happy!

Amanda: Floranne cheered me up the other day!
Kathleen: She's so nice and caring, isn't she?

by JadePrincess January 8, 2015