Floppy orgasm

A floppy orgasm, is basically cuming without the use of masturbation or an erection. It usually is the result of a prostate or rectal inspection accompanied by unusual pleasure. Also your weiner looks like the result of when Indiana Jones cracks his whip.

"Man, i wish i could have that nurse stick her fingers in my ass everyday, floppy orgasm central my good man"

by DeadMan Inc April 30, 2005

floppy beaver

a large floppy vagina that slightly resembles a certain wood-cutting mammal
(may be diseased)

Lassie, Timmy fell in the floppy beaver! Go......no, hes screwed.
Ever seen Oprah?

by Pat Quinn December 13, 2007

Floppy Willy

When another participating member of a party (female or male) pulls out and rubs another party member's penis after they have blacked out.

She gave the bank teller a floppy willy.

by Hoopajoopa November 27, 2009

floppy disk

Of or referring to a man's penis in a way that will not offend those who don't understand.

Girl 1 - "I hear Dan's got a huge floppy disk."
Girl 2 - "Really? I wanna see it."
Girl 1's Mom - "You kids still use floppy disks? That's so wonderful."

by yuskjr May 22, 2009

floppy walrus

when you are receiving head from a female just before you bust a nut, slam her head down on your cock and make the jizz come out of her nose. This causes a walrus type movement.

D-Car: Yo son, that was a crazy party nigga!
Mat: hell yeah meng, I got head from that crazy bitch!
D-Car: Fo rizzeal? Do anything crazy?
Mat: Damn right, floppy walrus'd that bitch.
D-Car: You my friend, are a straight up gangsta ass nigga.

by Mat Walsh October 29, 2006

Floppy Dog

One who fails to attain or sustain a penile erection during sexual activity. A Floppy Dog is usually guilted into performing other sexual favours to make up for his lack of manhood.

Proceding the event, the Floppy Dog brags about being a stallion until the true word is spread (commonly by the poor girl that experienced the Floppy Dog).

Being under the influence cannot be used as an excuse for being a Floppy Dog.

Sven likes beer equally as much as sex with women. Unfortunatelly for Sven, he turns into a Floppy Dog after too much beer. Although one wonders if beer has anything to do with it at all..........

by Tong28 March 14, 2009

Floppy Bird

A floppy bird is someone who says things and does nothing, a total flop!

Ibrahim is a floppy bird

by Oxford_Dicktionary November 1, 2021