Floss Kabob

The act of running someone's used floss, that contains small pieces of food that were left behind in the person's teeth, through your own mouth.

Person 1: "I am starving."
Person 2: "How much to floss kabob Jim with his nasty yellow teeth after eating a plate full of raw shrimp?"
Person 1: "I'm not THAT hungry!"

by TurtleCouncil May 19, 2020

flossing her vocal cords

The act of deep throating a penis so hard that it feels like you just flossed your vocal cords.

My fiance' loves flossing her vocal cords with my cock!

by Jennilover21 April 12, 2022

Sock Flossing

When a woman places a sock between her legs and starts to slowly "floss" her pussy. This action can be intended for pleasure or hygiene.

If the back hand is angled correctly, the asshole can be included.

For extra "gettin' in there" action, tie a couple knots in the sock. This will enhance the act for both pleasure and hygiene.

1) My vibrator batteries died, so I "sock flossed" the hell out my pussy last night.

2) I could feel some remnants from last night, so I did some "sock flossing" for a quick clean up.

by jerksock November 21, 2011

Montana Butt Floss

A pair of tidy whities, stretched up and over the shoulders, arms coming out where the legs usually go.

Dumbass, wtf with the montana butt floss?!? Are you trying to figure out the ultimate wedgie? Or did you just have a bongload of salvia?

by ratstalker March 29, 2013

truck stop floss

Truck stop floss: a pubic hair found in a urinal.

These contractors keep leaving truck stop floss in the urinals.

by Irishbackrub May 19, 2017

i be flossinnnnnn

I be flossin
I be flossin
I be flossin
I be flossin
I be flossin
I be flossin
I be flossin
I be flossin
Every where you go
You will see the flossin dance
If be a international you will see it in friend
Flossin when my hommie i'll be flossin when they call
Flossin on the block
Missing when that million rock
I'll be flossin in that way
While we living determinate
Flossin when about to get pay
I'll be flossin every day
If you can't do it I about to show you how
First is your leg then you put yours arms out
Ankle left to right
Left to right
Left to right
Left to right
Left right
Left right
Left right
Left right
Left right
Left right
Turn if off
I be flossin
I be flossin
I be flossin
I be flossin
Flossin
Flossin
Flossin
I've been flossin every where
Flossin
Flossin
Flossin
Yeah i do not even care
Flossin
Flossin
Flossin
I've been flossin in the street
Flossin
Flossin
Flossin
Like i do it with my team
I be flossin
I be flossin
I be flossin
I be flossin

me: i be flossinnnnnn
I be flossin
I be flossin
I be flossin
I be flossin
I be flossin
I be flossin
I be flossin
Every where you go
You will see the flossin dance
If be a international you will see it in friend
Flossin when my hommie i'll be flossin when they call
Flossin on the block
Missing when that million rock
I'll be flossin in that way
While we living determinate
Flossin when about to get pay
I'll be flossin every day
If you can't do it I about to show you how
First is your leg then you put yours arms out
Ankle left to right
Left to right
Left to right
Left to right
Left right
Left right
Left right
Left right
Left right
Left right
Turn if off
I be flossin
I be flossin
I be flossin
I be flossin
Flossin
Flossin
Flossin
I've been flossin every where
Flossin
Flossin
Flossin
Yeah i do not even care
Flossin
Flossin
Flossin
I've been flossin in the street
Flossin
Flossin
Flossin
Like i do it with my team
I be flossin
I be flossin
I be flossin
I be flossin

him: bro are you gay or some shit?

by icaughtaniggalurkin69 November 7, 2019

Flossed

when someone epically fails at something and sucks at life.

Simon/Isaac: oh shit....

Kurd: you just flossed the shit outta that!

by Deekdel July 25, 2016