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Frobbery

A frobbery, a robbery committed by a person wearing a frog hoodie that covers the face
My doorbell camera caught a frobbery last night, they stole the pot from my potted plant
by Squishy_squirl August 8, 2025
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Flowberry jizz

When you Netflix and chill with the huz and y'all start getting freaky. And the white stuff comes flying out like a mf
Yo, I gave my girl the flowberry jizz last night.
by John Jork August 9, 2025
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flobbergated

adj. /FLOB-er-gay-tid/ - Feeling completely wiped out after talking out of your ass for way too long, especially while crashing from Adderall and realizing your brain and mouth have both hit their limit.
Bro, I’ve been rambling in this meeting for an hour and my Adderall’s wearing off. I am absolutely flobbergated.
by sector97grepresentative November 24, 2025
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Mr Flibbertyflobbert

Are you horny Napoleon ?

No, sadly not . I’m at home to Mr Flibbertyflobbert
by Napoleon BonerPart February 22, 2023
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George Flowberry

Og Fortnite user who lost his life to Derek Charge-Shotgun.
“Dude I can’t build”
“You sound like George flowberry bro”
by georgeflowberry123 January 3, 2025
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lie, flibberty, and the purse-suit of happiness

What America is REALLY all about, especially nowadays when 'most everyone is "just looking out for No. 1", and with so many greedy-a** Fletcher Reedes out there who are shamelessly willing to drag fellow humans into Court on grossly-exaggerated/trumped-up charges merely in a selfish effort to fatten their own wallets (or at least to be "famous for ten minutes"), not because said other hapless mortals actually committed any crimes or otherwise intentionally wronged them.
I've heard horror-stories about what dishonest and greedy/selfish jerks some of our nation's founding fathers were really like, so I wonder if their passage in the Constitution was merely a "cell-phone static" type pf error (i.e., just like the "totally-honorable" Enron officials had conscientiously told their subordinates over their cell-phones to "ship the documents to the Feds" but this message's audio-clarity had suffered in the staticky interference-filled airwaves, and so the subordinates had thought that their bosses had said, "Rip the documents to shreds"), and these money-hungry two-faced fibbers had actually written, "lie, flibberty, and the purse-suit of happiness".
by QuacksO June 24, 2019
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