Felching

Felching is where a man will ejaculate into another man’s bottom and then put a straw into his bottom and suck his semen out

At the end of a homosexual sex session Damian Started Felching his ejaculate from Jacobs bottom

by Felching fart boxes August 3, 2018

felching snowball

a man will sperm in a womans anal area and a nother women will suck the sperm out with a straw then the two women swap the sperm from mouth to mouth making it thicker like a snowball

there is no example of felching snowball

by lelo101255444504 January 17, 2011

Frenching

When a man with a bulbous penis head retracts from inside a female vagina causing the uterus to prolapse.

Person 1: Is Charlie coming to the party tonight?
Person 2: Nah she got a good frenching and is out of action.
Person 1: Well shit.
Person 2: Schnappi.

by ThereIsMoreThanMeetsThe Eye June 6, 2018

Feltching

Action, pointing your elbow at someone whilst making a patronizing mmm noise. Felching is an offensive gesture and is used to mock someone.

The definition of feltching is to patronize,mock and tease someone. Eg that bloke is a bully, hes a real felcher.

I was walking down the high street and someone fetched me . It was very disrespectful.

by Longee October 6, 2016

Fiercing

Ayrshire farm talk. Another word used for rampaging sex.

"I gave her a good fiercing"

by SanJ Street July 12, 2004

Felching

To extract the ejaculated deposit of semen from your lovers anus with a soft straw like tube.
.clear fuel line from Pep Boys
.motorcycle fuel line from any motorcycle shop

"Alex, where are the new felching tubes you just got from "Fun Bike Center"? You're going to want one later."

"I'm going to felch that cum right out of your sisters ass tonight after we fuck!"

"Next time get it in 12 inch lengths so I can shove at least half of it right up your ass!"

by Blake Dremmel February 13, 2008

frenching a bed

A trick perpetrated at summer camps or on fellow military recruits where a tightly made bed (hospital corners and all) is made up in such a way that the sheet(s) below the blanket are made up and tightly tucked in, but they only reach halfway down the mattress before being folded under. thus it is preventing the proper occupant from slipping under covers at bedtime. Rather his legs get stuck halfway down in the folded sheet "envelope."

Example: We were frenching a bed for every guy who acted like an idiot.

by CanadianWiz February 2, 2014