flabbaxed

state of being flumoxxed due to flabbergastion

by mikelucky October 28, 2003

flabbergastered

Under the influence of alcohol/drugs.

"You're flabbergastered"

by Lexa June 26, 2004

flabbergastic

to have an unusual urge to rape a cow. also can be said as a moo-diction.

"thats bullshit" "that makes me flabbergastic"

by punchyboy23 March 28, 2009

Flabbergassed

Being the victim of a loud and smelly rip originating from a huge flabby ass.

Man, I was on the bus when I got an ass blast from some fat bitch. I got Flabbergassed, man.

by HavaBrain August 22, 2011

flabberjabber

A person who enjoys poking, (jabbing) fat people and watching the flab ripple around their finger.

oh don't trust him he's such a flabberjabber

by Holly Caroline September 7, 2013

flabber

a big floppy penis without a tip

"Wow Ruud, you have a nice flabber over there."

by Henk Kristndoder September 8, 2003

flabbergast

to cum

"oh dude i flabbergasted all over that girl's face last night"

by muncan February 20, 2010