slap the flapjack

A intense session of Masturbation, resulting in a gritty feeling

'I'm just going to hit the shower to slap the flapjack'

by KMAG YOYO February 18, 2014

indonesian flapjack

When a Komodo Dragon watches you have sex, whilst eating a full breakfast, including sausages. (Not that Brown and Serve crap)

Stop at the supermarket, pick up some Jimmy Dean sausage, cause tonight, I'm giving you the Indonesian Flapjack!

by FlapjackKong January 24, 2014

brazilian flapjack

This is where you are doing a female from behind and bust a nut on her back. Let the semen dry to that of a flake and make her eat it.

I wanted to have my girl try a new breakfast food so I made her a brazilian flapjack.

by Chris McCartney November 7, 2006

Boston flapjack

Similar in execution to the Boston Pancake, except that an oats-based meal (Muesli, Scottish porridge) must have been had before the event.

So my boy was going to give me a b. pancake breakfast but it turned out to be a Boston flapjack...
Still yummy though!

by quenarel March 13, 2009

flapjack splat

When a man titty fucks a woman and takes a shit on her stomach.

Your mom wanted to get kinky with me so I gave her the flapjack splat.

by Bob November 30, 2004

King flapjacks

King flapjacks is a chill dude who makes tic toks and I said friends with chromie.

Becky:oh my god have you met kingflapjacks?
Anne:yeah he’s super cute but not as cute as chromie.
Becky:whatever

Becky:king flapjacks and chromie are just friends

by Peppa69hydroflaskskkskskloveya November 16, 2019

Flapjack Fap

using maple syrup, honey or melted butter spread it on the pancake, then wrap it around your dick, and violently masturbate

"Hey babe, what did you do before."
"i flapjack fapped with maple syrup."
"ohh yum, then your dick is my favourite flavour."

by AGREATNESS December 24, 2012