Flailbockin

A person that is so high that the dance around , wildly moving their arms and talkin so fast that they sound like a chicken.

Wow, look at that guy flailbockin around the room looking for his shit.

by Metahlhead & bella February 23, 2017

Flaimsy

A retarded inbred weeb that loves to have sex with his sister.

"Flaimsy thought that guardian is spelt as in gardian.:

by Flame is gay June 19, 2017

flailtopia

A beautiful place where flailers are free to flail about in their various manners, without judgement.

"I like this place. I feel like I can finally get my flail on. This place is a flailtopia."

by So Short June 26, 2017

failsuck

A phenomenon which occurs during the final stages of a bad situation (or failboat), failsuck is the tendency of a situation to consume huge quantities of time and resources before it is corrected, resolved or abandoned. Once a situation collapses under its own 'gravity of fail' it becomes a 'vortex of failsuck' that begins to consume all people, time, and resources in its vicinity.

John left the meeting, but was pulled back in when Steve suggested changing the contract, collapsing the meeting into a vortex of failsuck.

by vaeren April 25, 2009

Flail

A person, who in their second year at college still wears clothing with his or her high school on it.

Flail, you need to stop wearing that shit.

by Smokeisasloth February 25, 2015

the flailing

A term for the overpowering feeling of “who am I, now? Now that I’m ALONE?” that typically accompanies the demise of a long-term relationship.

Matt and Amber bonded over their shared post-divorce struggles with the flailing

by Wyntyr February 2, 2019

When all else fails, get a bigger hammer

AFTER thoroughly reading the instruction manual, of course, to see if that might help you to get it to work properly without resorting to such drastic measures :D

Seasoned mechanic, talking to an elderly long-retired grease-monkey buddy on the phone: I have a '58 Ford 350 two-ton flatbed here with a frozen rear brake-drum --- I've tried WD-40, I've tried penetrating-oil, I've banged on it with a two-pound sledge, and then even a five-pound sledge, but it still refuses to budge... any ideas?
Aged grease-monkey: Yes, indeed, Son --- get an eight-pounder and really have at it.
Seasoned mechanic, in plaintive shock: But... but... I'll BREAK it if I do THAT!
Aged grease-monkey, confidently: No, you won't --- trust me --- those beefy old solid-iron brakes are made extra-tough, specifically to safely withstand the extra force of being overhauled like this. Just get up your nerve and really clobber on it!
Mechanic, hesitantly: Okaayyy... if you say so... hold the line... gets a huge sledge hammer and reluctantly but resolutely bashes the ancient brake drum, then steps back in wide-eyed surprise when the ponderous hammer just harmlessly bounces off; emboldened, he rears back and really takes a mighty swing at the drum again, knocking the drum loose and sending it flying halfway across the shop. He picks it up and is flabbergasted to see that it is still fully intact, and with only a very minor surface-scuffing. So he lifts the phone again in pleased bewilderment Wow --- you were right... it came off with just two whacks, and I didn't damage it at all!
Aged mechanic: See? Tolja it would be okay... when all else fails, get a bigger hammer!

by QuacksO February 13, 2017