firearm nerd

1. Someone who knows a lot about firearms and likes to study them. This could apply to either historical firearms (like the Lee Enfield and the tommygun), or modern firearms (i.e. Glock, USP, MP5, the M16 family), or a combination thereof

Steve is a firearm nerd. He could name you thirty different automatic firearms in his sleep in addition to their clip size, fire rate, and ammunition type

by StewieBrian August 18, 2010

firehosed

When a girl is jerking you off to the point of ejaculation but right before you do the deed, she lets go and backs off. Sad, I know.

Last night after everyone passed out and she started jerkin me off but she stopped right before I came.. Damnit! I hate getting firehosed!!!

by The Kid4444 April 17, 2014

fireable

An employee who adds no value whatsoever to a company or enterprise.
A slacker.

A: "How many redundants do we have on the payroll?"
B: "I found a fireable at Sales."
A: "OK. Proceed."

by rperazag July 28, 2010

firearms

1)The opposite of Counter-Stike. Amazingly the members of the Firearms community know grammar.
2) People who aren't manly enough to complain and whine.

by Afro Joe June 23, 2003

Firechode

The best weapon to be used against a crowd of zombies.
It's when one uses a chode of immense proportion and smashes it down upon the heads of zombies to such a point where it becomes engulfed in flames.

"Looks like I'll have to whip out the firechode."

by FreddyFantastic August 26, 2009

old redmond firehouse

the coolest place in washington to hang out that isn't in seattle, for teens in a safe environment with tons of stuff to do. they have shows all the time and teen feeds, it's so fun.

also called the ofh for short.

hey guys let's go to the old redmond firehouse and watch *insert really cool band name here* play! i heard their lead singer is hot.

by modrocker90 July 20, 2008

Firehoser

A member of the closed Facebook group "American Mensa Firehouse". Thanks to its policy of no moderation, the discussions tend to be lively and as mentioned in the group's description, sometimes "make you wish you could bleach your brain".

Go ahead. Post it. We're all firehosers here.

by Mister Andre April 13, 2017