A type of bird recognized by the fact that it is known for frequenting fast food establishments, particularly Chick-Fil-A. Usually born in a fryer or similar type of device, and is frequently raised in a parking lot. Lives off of a diet that mainly consists of french fry crumbs and other crumbs and gristle slathered in grease. Typically has a small stature and is known for traveling in packs with other CFA birds.
Tom - "Hey Kevin, is that a Chick-Fil-A bird over there trying to choke down a McNugget?"
Kevin - "No, Tom, you imbecile, it clearly is not. However, it is most definitely part of the larger Fast Food classification of birds. You can tell because of it's dangerously high cholesterol levels."
Kevin - "No, Tom, you imbecile, it clearly is not. However, it is most definitely part of the larger Fast Food classification of birds. You can tell because of it's dangerously high cholesterol levels."
by yobudwassup April 7, 2014
Get the Chick-Fil-A Birdmug. A term used to describe a situation in which one engages in sexual activities with a woman inside of a chick fil.
Can also be used to refer to a sexual activity performer with a woman picked up from chick fil la.
Can also be used to refer to a sexual activity performer with a woman picked up from chick fil la.
Jimothy: Yo dude, did you get a chicken sandwich last night?
SkinHead Joe: Nah brah, I got chick fil laid. We fucked in the stall and gave me a blumpkin.
SkinHead Joe: Nah brah, I got chick fil laid. We fucked in the stall and gave me a blumpkin.
by Jimothytits January 26, 2016
Get the chick fil laidmug. by Marianne January 18, 2004
Get the fils de putemug. X: Hey, let me play with your i4.
Y: Hells no, not with your Chick-fil-Anges! It will take me forever to get rid of all that oil.
Z: That's what BP said!
Y: Hells no, not with your Chick-fil-Anges! It will take me forever to get rid of all that oil.
Z: That's what BP said!
by Hamfry December 8, 2010
Get the Chick-fil-Angesmug. Person 1: I'm not going to eat Chick-Fil-A anymore because they don't believe in same-sex marriage.
Person 2: Come on dude, it's their right. Don't be a Chick-Fil-Hater!
Person 2: Come on dude, it's their right. Don't be a Chick-Fil-Hater!
by GoodGuyJohn July 26, 2012
Get the Chick-Fil-Hatermug. "I wonder if he smells his own bullshit, I doubt it, I doubt it. Fil mish mish. Fil mish-mish." -Conor Oberst
by Jennafur November 14, 2007
Get the fil mish mishmug. 1. The traditional definition of a blowjob - you know only involving 1 man and 1 woman.
2. The blowjob given as a reward for sufferring through a meal at Chik-Fil-A.
2. The blowjob given as a reward for sufferring through a meal at Chik-Fil-A.
1. Dude #1 - Did you watch the game last night? The Eat-Mor-Chikin commercial was hilarious.
Dude #2 - I missed that. My wife gave me Chik-Fil-Atio on the couch during the commerical break.
2. My wife made me go to the mall so she could eat at Chik-Fil-A. It's ok though because she gave me Chik-Fil-Atio in the car on the ride home!
Dude #2 - I missed that. My wife gave me Chik-Fil-Atio on the couch during the commerical break.
2. My wife made me go to the mall so she could eat at Chik-Fil-A. It's ok though because she gave me Chik-Fil-Atio in the car on the ride home!
by garmystrong July 26, 2012
Get the Chik-Fil-Atiomug.