Fidel

When you flake out on your friends.

For example, no-showing for a dinner.

Derek: Where is he? The reservation was for 5:30 and it’s almost 6:15.

Jeff: He not coming bro. We got Fidel’d.

by BigDPentenberg July 30, 2022

Fidel

Fidel is a guy who usually wears a green jacket and some cargo pants. He like using lanyards and comes from Ghana. He doesn't do pinky promises and attracts a lot of girls. He is also very friendly.

Girl: Fidel! What are you doing tonight?

Fidel: Hanging out with my family!

Girls: He's so dreamy!

by confidential_thoughtss March 19, 2024

Cassette Tapes Is Bachlut's Music Notes: Angel Jose Robles (Fidel Ángel's next father): The Subnatural Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscess.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Cassette Tapes Is Bachlut's Music Notes: Angel Jose Robles (Fidel Ángel's next father): The Subnatural Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 2, 2025

Fidel Ángel Diamondbacks

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Fidel Ángel Diamondbacks

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 2, 2025

Fidelity

Possessing the qualities of a cuban dictator

Castro showed so much fidelity they made it his name.

by Ub3r 1337 September 14, 2019

Fidelity Investments

A company that helps the rich get richer and overwhelmingly promotes tall white men and stereotypically attractive white women while passing over many minority candidates equally or better qualified

Fidelity Investments managed thousands of IRAs for rich white fucks

by D Flawless November 11, 2021

fidel

fidel is really horny i don’t know how people deal with him. but he is the nicest person with the biggest dick you will ever meet.

Omg fidel was in my bed last night!!!

by Pitolover666 May 4, 2023