by wolfbait51 May 15, 2011
A person who thrives on negativity. Somebody who never manages to say anything positive but can waffle on for five hours about the negative side of anything.
Commonly observed in disgruntled employees.
Commonly observed in disgruntled employees.
Prit: "Hey, Adie, we've got a 10% pay rise this year"
Adie: "That's rubbish - I wanted 15%. And a bonus. And a car parking space. And another laptop. This place is crap"
Prit: "Shut up Adie, you're such a neg ferret"
Adie: "That's rubbish - I wanted 15%. And a bonus. And a car parking space. And another laptop. This place is crap"
Prit: "Shut up Adie, you're such a neg ferret"
by Mr. Positive February 16, 2006
A ferret trained especially to serve tea. A true tea ferret is always attired in a pink apron and carries a silver tray with green cups. Originates from the village of Bree in Middle-earth. The most favourable master of a tea ferret is Dominic Monaghan, but they will serve tea to any who treat them properly and feed them lollipops on a daily basis.
by zimraphel March 10, 2004
1. A condescending poet/artist/philosopher whose arrogance exceeds his wit.
2. Dick Cheney
3. Fucking twat
2. Dick Cheney
3. Fucking twat
by BerniceMcTrick October 26, 2007
by Raz Man July 29, 2003
yea man I was just walking the ferret and in comes my girlfriend completely shocked that I was doing that with out her
by sneakymcsneakster February 09, 2011
Coming from the latin Ferratis Weasalis. An animal of intriguing and fascinating appearance. Looks kinda like a ferret, kinda like a weasel but has a bigger nose and a massive great dick on him.
by Gordy Willmott August 17, 2006