ferret pelt

Refers to a woman with a "landing strip" muff. So named for the slender nature of the ferret.
The wifey got a bikini wax and went from a full crow's nest to a ferret pelt.
by wolfbait51 May 15, 2011
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Neg Ferret

A person who thrives on negativity. Somebody who never manages to say anything positive but can waffle on for five hours about the negative side of anything.
Commonly observed in disgruntled employees.
Prit: "Hey, Adie, we've got a 10% pay rise this year"
Adie: "That's rubbish - I wanted 15%. And a bonus. And a car parking space. And another laptop. This place is crap"
Prit: "Shut up Adie, you're such a neg ferret"
by Mr. Positive February 16, 2006
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Tea-ferret

A ferret trained especially to serve tea. A true tea ferret is always attired in a pink apron and carries a silver tray with green cups. Originates from the village of Bree in Middle-earth. The most favourable master of a tea ferret is Dominic Monaghan, but they will serve tea to any who treat them properly and feed them lollipops on a daily basis.
Your tea-ferret seems to be a bit down. Have you tried showing him eyeliner-pics of Dom yet?
by zimraphel March 10, 2004
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Smug Ferret

1. A condescending poet/artist/philosopher whose arrogance exceeds his wit.

2. Dick Cheney

3. Fucking twat
Lady #1: "Did you see Aaron at the reading last night?"

Lady #2: "Smug Ferret."
by BerniceMcTrick October 26, 2007
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Chutney Ferret

One who likes it up the bum.
That boy is a chutney ferret if ever i saw one.
by Raz Man July 29, 2003
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Walking the ferret

yea man I was just walking the ferret and in comes my girlfriend completely shocked that I was doing that with out her
by sneakymcsneakster February 09, 2011
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Ferret Weasel

Coming from the latin Ferratis Weasalis. An animal of intriguing and fascinating appearance. Looks kinda like a ferret, kinda like a weasel but has a bigger nose and a massive great dick on him.
Last night I seen a ferret weasel try to mount the local parking warden.
by Gordy Willmott August 17, 2006
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