Fasterbate

Masturbate Extremely Fast and Vigorously

How dint he get caught by his mom, even though he was jerkin off? That's the trick, just Fasterbate

by KayG May 17, 2015

flasterbag

Stupid, lonely, friend that doesn't do anything.

He is just a flasterbag since he doesn't reply to my text messages.

by BLAHBLAHBLACKSHEEP1234 January 27, 2017

Faster Than Light

When sex only lasts 10 seconds or less.

I had sex for the first time but it was Faster Than Light.
Wow Did You Cum Too Fast
No It was done that quick

by real_men_uber rick August 24, 2021

Faster Horses

A 1975 Tom T Hall song in which an elderly cowboy tells him the 4 secrets to a better life

Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, and more money

by JB920 December 30, 2021

Faster Than Your Mom

Faster Than Your Mom is a term used to describe a gamer who sandbags or is new to a game. It is a term you would use when one of these actions occur.

Friend: “Where you taking the killer?”
Poison: “I’m taking the killer to shack”
*player decides to sandbag*
“HOLY SHIT DWIGHT, MOVE YOUR BITCH ASS FASTER THAN YOUR MOM”

by Poison2793 May 19, 2022

Make minecarts faster

"Make minecarts faster" is a catchphrase commonly said in camman18 shorts. It references the fact that minecarts take so much effort to set up but are basically useless as they are slower than even SPRINTING.

Literally every short by camman18: "Also make minecarts faster"

by mb6fbhsphdrcb February 27, 2023

Cunt Faster

Faster: To give up something for a period of time (In this case cant get any at all)

Cunt: Pussy

Cunt Faster: A Person who can get any pussy.

Issac: Bro, you couldn't get any if you tried

Sean: Shut The Fuck Up Cunt Faster.

by Coggin3DC with WhiteChoco October 18, 2011