Fansom

A fandom or fan that holds what or who they are a fan of at ransom. Usually in the form of a boycott.

The Xbox fandom threatend to boycott the release of the Xbox777 unless Halo-69 was announced in a huge fansom.

by alocolad July 2, 2020

Fatso fricker

When someone with the exact weight of an elephant walks over a crack in the road with moss coming out of it and says "frick"

Ollie is a fatso fricker.

by Brkfst Cake March 10, 2021

Fawsome

Awsome + Fantastic = Fawsome

Addison Rae: I got 20 Million likes!!
Kover: Fawsome!!

by Aria-Chan January 7, 2022

Fatoomah

Fatoomah is a soft, adorable, cute, and a babyish babygirl. She is white-skinned. She has beautiful honey eyes. She’s always hungry and sushi is her favorite food. She also loves to be cuddled and sleeps 24 hours a day. She becomes extremely horny but never shows it. She is loyal and trustworthy. She fully commits to a relationship. She’s so lovely and her husband would be so lucky to have her.

Omg you’re so much like Fatoomah… oh wait nobody is like Fatoomah.

by Fatoomful April 22, 2022

FATHOM

An acronym for a man who is a Fine Ass Thick Hunk Of Meat

"Bro check out Kyle Lowry's ass, he's such a FATHOM"

"That guy is so cute, he's a total FATHOM"

"I can't fathom how much of a FATHOM that man is"

by BigMVSauce June 2, 2022

Fatsimilie

When you mistake one fat, white celebrity for another, fat, white celebrity. That is a ‘Fatsimile’.

Sharon and Karen were watching Home Alone for the first time in years. ‘Hey, isn’t that John Goodman?’ Sharon stated. ‘Howay, man’, said Karen. ‘That’s not John Goodman, that’s John Candy!’ Fatsimilie.

by On the Buses November 21, 2022

Fathomable Chestnut

fathomable chestnut: one who is intelligent but makes irritable choices that makes them look stupid

Stoic you fathomable chestnut of a man.

by Larry the libster March 18, 2023