Blue Falcon

a mllitary snitch; a military tattletale

The higher command was always a step ahead of the guys in the barracks. There was a Blue Falcon in our platoon!

by talk2me-JCH2 July 22, 2022

Falcon Heene

AKA Balloon Boy. A 6 year old Master Troll. Fooled the entire world when he let his dad's "experimental" homemade weather balloon out of their garage. The Balloon took off and his family assumed the boy was trapped inside of it. Everybody in northern Colorado from the local police to the National Guard set off going after the balloon, assuming that the boy was trapped inside of it. Little did they know that young Falcon was actually hiding in a box in the family's attic playing with toys and taking a nap. Some say that the family staged the entire thing for attention, since the family had appeared in the show "Wife Swap" in March 2009. Are these allegations true? Only time will tell.

TV Reporter: ZOMG the balloon is down! The ballon is down! The police are now smashing it with axes and sledgehammers to open it up and see if the boy is in there! Wait a minute.....the balloon is empty! I repeat, the ballon is empty! Police are speculating that the boy may have fallen down from the balloon during the ordeal.

An hour later......

TV Reporter: Reports are coming in that the boy was actually hiding in a box in the family's attic the entire time!

Falcon Heene: I played with my toys and took a nap.

The World: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU- THAT FAMILY OWES US A DEAD KID!

by Prawn Hunter October 16, 2009

Falcon CUM

An attack used by Captain Falcon. When used, Falcon screams, "Falcon... CUM!", thrusts his pelvis, and blows his violently blazing load all over his enemies, causing them to die almost instantaneously in a fiery orgasmic inferno.

Mario was killed by a Falcon CUM. How tragic.

by explosivejizz May 23, 2009

Red Falcon

Code word to tell friends to leave you and a girl alone in a room; to get some tail.

Sam, that SOB, had a Red Falcon last night.

by Critch12345 March 13, 2009

Blue Falcon

Military synonym or code word for "Buddy Fucker". The guy who gets everyone else into trouble, sells out all his friends to higher ups, gets out of his duty, or gets away scotch free as all his friends get blamed. Military police are usually referred as Blue Falcons by other military occupational specialties.

Smith is such a god damn blue falcon for telling the platoon sergeant that I didn't show up for final formation.

by MarineMP July 27, 2008

Falcon Special

To ejaculate all over a woman's face and hair, wring out her hair of semen, and make her drink it while you finish her in the ass.

Ahh... ahh... ahhh I just gave you the Falcon Special .........BITCH

by LET'S GO BULLS!!! April 4, 2010

Toad Falcon

A rather large mythical creature that has elements of both a toad and a falcon. It feasts on hippopotimi and often clashes with the praying mantis lion. They reach heights of up to 4 silver backs stacked on top of each other,weigh approximately 2.75 tons and have talons that could scoop a small child up with ease. Be cautious while in the vicinity of this might beast.

While Ronny was throwing his 32nd annual pool party a mighty toad falcon swooped down from the heavens and snatched christy and Justin with its monsterous talons and took them to the nest of Mt.Baconayse and proceeded to annhilate their flesh and bones.

by T8key0medic1ne March 2, 2009