Farm Core

An Ex-Punk/Crust/Hardcore/(etc.) Male or Female who has taken a new interest in Farming, Trucks, Hick lifestyle.

Hunter: "Hey Jenna, Why isn't Joe coming over?"

Jenna: "He's working on his truck."

Hunter: "He is so Farm Core."

by goy hunter October 15, 2008

Farm Boy

A guy who knows how to and truly desires to tend a ladies garden, hopefully someone who also cares for her as Buttercup's Wesley cared for Buttercup.

I asked my Farm Boy to tend my garden to which he replied "as you wish" (which we all know really means "I love you".

by Diana DeMilo August 29, 2017

Farm Fresh Breakfast

Early morning sex. Wake up booty call. Nudged at the crack of dawn for a little rise n shine. A little morning glory.

Rachel woke me up grinding her pussy against my leg. She wanted a little farm fresh breakfast.

Sorry I’m late. I had a farm fresh breakfast this morning.

I had to make my own oatmeal this morning cause my mum was getting a farm fresh breakfast.

by Eaton Holgoode February 10, 2018

Farm upstate

Where your childhood pets went

Son: Dad, wheres Mr. Nutterbutter?
Dad: Uh... he went to a farm upstate.

by Fuck nugget magee October 20, 2018

Farm to table

When someone poops into your hands and you immediately put the poop in your mouth.

Jessica is coming over later for some farm to table deliciousness.

by Tacojohn666 May 1, 2019

farm ass hellhole

1) A complete cultural waste-land.

2) The quality of a location being like New Ulm MN.

This place is a worthless farm ass hellhole.

by Braamer March 10, 2003

Farm Party

1. A heterosexual activity conducted amongst non-single Dutch men consisting of getting each other off. (circle jerks, reach arounds, self masturbation,etc...)
This usually takes part in barn, shed, garage, etc..
Manly place, no women aloud ! ..but not gay !

2. Gay sounding situation, not perceived as gay by the participants, but highly so by others

1.

Wife : What would you like for supper tonight honey ?
Husband : Sorry, I can't make it for supper tonight,
the fellas and I are having a farm party tonight.
Wife : Oh, you boys !!

2.

Guy1 : I'll be right over for drinks, after the frat party.
Guy2 : Yeah ok sounds more like a farm party, bro.

Coolguy : Dude is that Justin Bieber on your playlist !? What's next, Farm Parties !

by Bbabs03 July 7, 2010