Fapping with Pam

When you run out of lubricant to give yourself a good old wank so you improvise by coating your cock and balls and fapping with your mom’s Pam cooking oil spray.

Little Johnny wasn’t about to fess up to his afternoon of fapping with Pam when his mom got home and asked what the hell happened to her full can of cooking oil spray.

by Eaton Holgoode January 27, 2018

Falling aslimp

Falling asleep simping to an egirl.

I was totally falling aslimp yesterday watching Pokimane.

by TurkishJakob2017 June 2, 2020

falling_sunsh1ne

A seggsy tt account

A mutual we all want😏

I'm friends with falling_sunsh1ne on tiktok!

by anonymous March 4, 2021

Caution Falling Mice

The intance where a "caution falling ice" sign is vandalized to read " caution falling mice".

Causes much confusing among tourists in the city of Chicago. May cause heads to rise, in search of falling mice.

Other variations include: Caution Falling is Nice

Caution Falling Rice

Caution Falling Lice

Couple walking in the city of Chicago read a sign saying Caution Falling Mice, they turn to the sky to look for the mice.

by DERRELL STRUDEL SMOOTH December 23, 2010

Facebook Fapping

When you frequently stalk someone on Facebook (or other social media devices) and use their pictures for sexual entertainment

Person 1: Damn dude, did you see the bikini picture on Aubrey's Facebook page?
Person 2: Not yet, is it hot?
Person 1: Yeah man, I was Facebook Fapping to it all last night.

by Deathmuffin May 15, 2014

Cat Fapping

The act or using an animal to masturbate usually preformed by furries out of necessity.

That fucked up furry guy was caught cat fapping now hes in jail again.

by Crimcrams September 27, 2019

Falling down the well

coitus; sexual intercourse or oral sex on a woman.

Falling down the well during the picnic with my new girlfriend would be a real afternoon delight!

by Apres97 March 26, 2010